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lonewolfatheist | 16-03-2005 09:56
48. Is that an optical illusion?
SkiLLage | 16-04-2006 20:31
Hmmm...Hard To Tell Which Is My Favorite Oh Ya Thats Right...It's All Of Em
hum | 16-04-2006 20:38
The only one that made me laugh was
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
heh
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
heh
Jaff | 16-04-2006 20:39
Haha. They were pretty funny.
"36. But it still works, right?"
Haha.
"36. But it still works, right?"
Haha.
Schigidy_Schwat | 16-04-2006 20:39
from the golf ones
"Spread your legs and lift your head"
haha
"Spread your legs and lift your head"
haha
slim_gary | 16-04-2006 20:56
thats possibly hilarious!!
valdez | 10-11-2010 00:51
Really funny
Melissa302675 | 10-11-2010 00:58
my favorite it " aw look it fits my barbie cloths i can seen my gffl dressing a guys millameater peter in barbie cloths to make fun of him hahah
Biggerocker | 16-11-2012 16:51
Never heard a single one of those before, made my day haha.
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.