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What's My Age Again?--Blink182 (Parody)

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Where's my **** again?:
I jacked her off
It was a Friday night
I wore condoms
They were not feeling right
we started having sex
and she took off my pants
But then I really had to pee

And that's about the time she stopped flowering me
I'm still a virgin and I'm 63
And I'm still more aroused by blow-up dolls
What the hell is STD?
My friends say I need Viagra

Where's my **** again?
Where's my **** again?

Then late at night,
I went to her home
raped her mom
kinda' liked it,
I said I was horny
And your husband gave me head
This state looks down on gay lovers

And that's about the time that bitch came down on me
I'm still a virgin and I'm 63
And I'm still more aroused by dry humping
What the hell is an IUD?
My friends say I need Viagra

Where's my **** again?
Where's my **** again?

And that's about the time she stopped flowering me
I'm still a virgin and I'm 63
My penis still acts like it's in first gear
What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I need Viagra
Where's my **** again?
Where's my **** again?

That's about the time that she woke up with me
No one should take their sex so seriously
with many years ahead to flower someone
why did she wipe sperm on me?
I never want to see my ****

Where's my **** again?
Where's my **** again?
Where's my **** again?
18 comments
Crazy_Joe
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Crazy_Joe | 00:17
Funny, in a disgusting, juvenile way. Not that that's bad.
built2liv
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built2liv | 00:21
Haha I laughed hard.
Dekar
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Dekar | 01:51
Heh heh, heh.....you said "hard"
El_Mono_Loco
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El_Mono_Loco | 01:52
hey Sean
Crazy_Joe
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Crazy_Joe | 00:54
heh, heh...you said "Sean"
built2liv
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built2liv | 00:55
And how is that funny Joe...?

Hi Matto.
Dekar
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Dekar | 01:07
How is that funny? How is that funny!? Oh my good God, that's funny!!!!!
SoundGearBass
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I think the almighty Dekar says my parody is funny, either that or just stupid.
Dekar
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Dekar | 08:16
No, man. I was referring to built2liv's post.

I love the parody! It sounds like something you'd expect Blink themselves to write.
xOmGiTzVaLx
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xOmGiTzVaLx | 05:31
I love the song, both the old way and that way!! Haha I love "this state looks down on gay lovers!!" hahah yeahh it really does sound kind of like something blink 182 would sing.. i like "im still a virgin and im 63.." lol GREAT JOB!! lolz its soo funny
Kasper
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Kasper | 12:06
It kinda contradicts itself.
HostOfSorrow
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HostOfSorrow | 02:26
I jacked her off
It was a Friday night
I wore condoms
They were not feeling right
we started having sex
and she took off my pants
But then I really had to pee


That part made me laugh.
DolphinStarr
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DolphinStarr | 05:01
^ ya that part made me laugh too...juvenile sure but it made me laugh
im_not_ok
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im_not_ok | 21:57
no this made me giggle!!!!
imaginaryfriend
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HAHA XD
good one
xHurricane
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xHurricane | 00:01
O.O
wow.
nice.
AARLuvr13
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AARLuvr13 | 21:05
Juvenille, yet satisfactory.
cyanide_suicide
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bloody lol mate thats epic
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