Dekar's Parodies #9: Sum 41

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Dekar | 17-03-2003 14:16

*Author's note: this is a parody of Sum 41's "Fat Lip" called "Fat Hips"
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Storming through the party like my name is El Nino
When I'm a hangin' out eating a couple of hundred burritos
As a kid, I was a pig, and no one knew me by name
I smashed my own couch, partly cause I sat down again

I know I'm not as skinny as I was back in high school
Never going, ever showing up when we had food
It's a diet that I crave, takes a pool for me to bathe
I'm sick of always hearing "lose some weight"

They don't make a waist my size
I've become another casuality of obesity
I always fall in line
Become another big-bummed girl in the big city
I'm fat now

Be-cause you can't
Hold us at all, we laugh when people are small
But what would you expect with no will-power at all
French fries and burgers is how we were raised
Sugar and grease were the gods that we praised

Cause we're raiding fridges at other peoples expense and
Cutting health food out is just a minor offense then
Jumbo are my thighs, because of all the fries
I'm sick of being told to exercise

They don't make a waist my size
I've become another casuality of obesity
I always fall in line
Become another big-bummed girl in the big city
I'm fat now

The pounds on me, they let me know when
The pounds on me, to start eating again
The pounds on me, can't see my feet now
The pounds on me, cause I'm a huge cow

Well I'm a no-goodnick lower middle class fatso
Ass-packed and I don't give a shit about muffins
You be standing on the corner eating practically nothing
But you don't make sense from all the flasks you be chugging
Then if the eggs ain't good, you'll be thinner than you look
You're on my hit list, wanted for being small as a book
I like sauce with my pork-rinds, to drink in proportion
The doctor said my meals should have smaller portions
Portions, portions, portions, portions, portions, portions...

They don't make a waist my size
I've become another casuality of obesity
I always fall in line
Become another big-bummed girl in the big city
I'm fat now

Waist my size, again
Casuality of obesity
Waste my size, again
Big-bummed girl in the big city
I'm fat now

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babylamb87 | 17-03-2003 15:02

I hate Sum41 and I hat that song, but your Dekar is 10 times better and funnier! keep them coming! Nice work!

marshmellowx | 17-03-2003 16:48

5 stars! sum 41 is awesome! great job
keep on keepin on!

jersey | 17-03-2003 17:19

I just spit my coffee up all over my computer...that was the funniest shit I ever read

Crazy_Joe | 17-03-2003 23:55

Hah! Clever, very well-done. You've done it again!

gumby | 18-03-2003 00:51

now that was good...

...i really laughed...almost fell off my chair...hehe.

XxX | 18-03-2003 00:54

Hah hah hah...You know what came to mind when I read that?!?!?! It's "someone" on this forum....*ahem*

Egginator | 18-03-2003 01:07

haha, funny shtuff

hear me moo
egg

Ilovemarkmiser4 | 18-03-2003 01:22

ha ha! That is hella funny! On a scale of one to ten I give it a gazillion!

Egginator | 18-03-2003 03:55

haha
on a scale of one to awesome, i'm super great

egg

thechiz7 | 18-03-2003 06:47

haha good one dekar!!

Gretzky | 21-03-2003 01:42

This is your best one yet...truly, and they're all pretty damn awesome! You ever think of making a career out of this?

xOmGiTzVaLx | 08-04-2003 05:34

hahaha that one was awesome!! lolol don*t show it to my friend carly though.. she thinks shes married to deryck whibley or something lol

Manontjah | 12-04-2003 15:27

Heheh that was really funny !
I like sum41 but this is great :p

Cythes | 21-04-2003 16:36

LOL, nice.......................................

Mai_Lalaith | 21-04-2003 16:56

awesome

BoOtAy426 | 27-04-2003 06:11

haha...u have inspired me to get fat n make up my own song about it lol that was awesome
**KSULL**

Puddle_of_sugar | 01-05-2003 23:55

ah hahahahahahaha that was so great

thechiz7 | 03-05-2003 06:00

dekkie that was pure genius!

Schatzi | 14-06-2003 06:59

hahahaha..... you silly cookie...

shadys_baby | 26-06-2003 05:34

hahaha thats defintly one of ur best

SuNsHiniN | 26-06-2003 09:05

WOW that was funny...good rhyming..luved it

jenag | 29-07-2003 16:07

you amaze me

xRoxyx | 15-08-2003 15:11

That is SO good. U really shood release an album of ur parodies

ALt_R_Oc_K_BaBE | 17-08-2003 17:00

haha... that's really good. i love sum41 and i was really bored so i decided to put in the cd and i sang your lyrics with the song. it went pretty well with the real song.

DCtWatertower | 17-08-2003 22:13

You could really have some talent there.

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