Dekar's Parodies #27: Hilary Duff

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Dekar | 26-10-2004 07:16

This is a parody of Hilary Duff's "Come Clean" called "Sex, Please"

Credit to Sawa for inspiring me to write this.
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Let's go back
Back into the kitchen
Back to when my pants were down and you stood behind
Cause buttsex
Didn't feel so perfect
Trying to fit your giant thing in me didn't fly
Made me cry

Let your thing come out
And enter me
While you take away
Virginity
Cause I wanna feel orgasm
I wanna scream
Please just don't slow down
I'm coming! Whee!
I'm coming! Whee!

I'm bleeding
Bleeding crimson color
Trying to find a towel to wash blood off my skin
Cause condoms
Really feel so different
And putting out is better than just masturbating
Feel my hand

Let your thing come out
And enter me
While you take away
Virginity
Cause I wanna feel orgasm
I wanna scream
Please just don't slow down
I'm coming! Whee!
I'm coming! Whee!

Oh come on me
Oh come on me
Let my pants fall
Let your pants fall
Let our pants fall
Oh come on me

Let's go back
Back into my bedroom

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Cheater138 | 26-10-2004 07:20

haha... very nice

Army_Girl_Jamie | 26-10-2004 09:29

*mild applause, obviously forced*

J/k, it's good.

ellimere | 26-10-2004 09:29

thanks for that dek, it made my day, and no i'm not being sarcastic. school's getting stressful and i needed a laugh. and i don't like hilary duff. it was funny - hope to see more hilary parodies in the future!

lil_hannie | 26-10-2004 10:35

HAHAHAA thats heaps funni!! how u come up wid that? hahaha i h8 hillary so wel dun 2 u

vikesh | 26-10-2004 16:27

Umm.. very nice lol

coffeegrl16 | 28-10-2004 02:08

hahahhahaha...that was great....hehe

demonicangel | 28-10-2004 02:12

nice dek... very funny...

chloya | 28-10-2004 23:31

yes very good Matt lol.... typical subject for you tho

PriscillAh | 28-10-2004 23:33

abbsheythatsme | 28-10-2004 23:34

Lmao... very funny

jsimms52 | 28-10-2004 23:35

hahaha one of ur best i gotta say

BabyLala | 29-10-2004 16:59

haha that was funny

victorine | 29-10-2004 17:07

good translation

weirdgothichild | 30-10-2004 01:15

So that's what she was trying to express in her song.. that's why she's always so happy! hehe

JFsGrl91 | 30-10-2004 16:55

Excellent!!!

I absolutely hate Hilary Duff.

blondi3542 | 11-11-2004 22:48

typical genius- love it

_Kawaii_ | 12-11-2004 01:05

interseting, yet wrong.... but the, she desreves it soo ya

biteme13 | 12-11-2004 01:06

Immature but what else to expect of Matt? lol good job

heavenly_devil | 13-11-2004 04:57

haha dats a pissa!!!!

Jess_rocs | 13-11-2004 10:14

ROFL
lmao,

thats officially a hell classic
*good call* (high five)
lol

biancaissocool | 22-11-2004 09:38

hmmm...

realgurl | 25-11-2004 14:36

that's disgusting

wiseass | 05-12-2004 07:25

roflmfao!

Sweetpea23188 | 06-12-2004 01:21

hahaha. that was good. your lyrics had a way with matching the beat to the regular song. nice job.

dakondakblade | 06-12-2004 01:23

RAOTFLMAO!!!!! That was Hilarious!

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