Dekar's Parodies #26 - Britney Spears #3

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Dekar | 16-10-2004 07:52

This is a parody of Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby (One More Time)" called "Paraplegic, Broke My Spine"
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Oh my God, baby
How was I supposed to know
That first step wasn't right there
Oh that bannister
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of reach
Oh geez, I missed a step or three
Now just maybe
I should watch where I am walking now

My bones' weakness almost killed me
And I...I crushed my chest, it's hard to breathe (hard to breathe)
I was unconscious, oh, at that time
Now I need a sign
Paraplegic, broke my spine

Oh respirator
The reason I breathe is you
I nearly choked to death
I fell down those stairs
Paralyzed and I couldn't move
Motionless, cannot stand
Tell me, can I use a cane please
Tell me, doctor
Will I need a wheelchair from now on

My bones' weakness almost killed me
And I...I crushed my chest, it's hard to breathe (hard to breathe)
I was unconscious, oh, at that time
Now I need a sign
Paraplegic, broke my spine

Now to the bathroom
How am I supposed to go
Oh damn it, damn it
I'll have to wear a bag, oh no
Now I can't get dressed, so you'll see my breasts
When helping me now
And also when you wash me
And you will be here
To give me my sign
Paraplegic, broke my spine

My bones' weakness almost killed me
And I...I crushed my chest, it's hard to breathe (hard to breathe)
I was unconscious, oh, at that time
Now I need a sign
Paraplegic, broke my spine

My bones' weakness almost killed me
And I...I crushed my chest, it's hard to breathe (hard to breathe)
I was unconscious, oh, at that time
Now I need a sign
Paraplegic, broke my spine

9 comments

nefariouslady_t | 16-10-2004 08:08

Now to the bathroom
How am I supposed to go

The question that is raised there...

but

STEPHONIX | 16-10-2004 08:31

very good...especially the part with the respirator

victorine | 16-10-2004 09:23

its good

jsimms52 | 16-10-2004 16:01

awesome parody....

rebrazil | 16-10-2004 16:56

lol!!!!

very good..

Cyd | 17-10-2004 21:44

Heh, good one.

chloya | 17-10-2004 22:02

hehe love it as always Matt

xnoxangelx | 13-03-2005 21:42

That's so funny! lmao!

allorhan_dragon | 03-12-2005 01:44

lollollol u r the best!

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