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tobi_babe | 01-03-2003 20:17

okay, i was driving in a car with my friend Janeen, and her step-dad had just got the new beastie boys c.d. so, he cranked up the song 'girls'. this isnt really funny, but it was at the time:

boys!
All I really want is boys
And in the morning it's boys
Cause in the evening it's boys

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this boy around the way
She liked my home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked her, "Please?" - she said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

boys - to do the dishes
Boys - to clean up my room
boys - to do the laundry
boys - and in the bathroom
boys - that's all I really want is boys
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

3 comments

built2liv | 01-03-2003 20:19

lol all you did was switch the 'girls' to 'boys' and you missed the last 2 lines of the song, lol...but uh..cool

built2liv | 01-03-2003 20:19

hrmm...last 3 lines, my bad.

tobi_babe | 02-03-2003 19:29

i no, i told yu it wz lame

ah well

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