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carole | 14:16
1. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

2. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

that last one did make me laugh
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VinylAGoGo | 02:51
a cow walks into a bar, "i said HEY bartender!"
a ham sandwich walks into a bar and begins to order. the bartender interrupts him with, "we don't serve ham sandwiches here." the sandwich says, "that's OK, i just wanted a beer."
a turnip and a mushroom go walking past a big bouncer in a bar. the manager says, "how'd you veggies get past my security?" the turnip says, "well, i just turned up and he lettuce in because my friend's a fungi."
Q: why did the mushroom go to the bar?
A: because he's a funguy.
Q: why did the mushroom leave the bar?
A: because there wasn't muchroom.
it isnt as funny when you have to type the play on words. it makes it harder too.
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