Quite sad, but let me know what you think!

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DoPeY_JoPeY | 12-02-2003 23:10

K, this is posted in two places, coz me being a dumbass didnt even see this section!!!

This one may be sad... but its about a girl i used to know at school....its not quite complete but i cant be bothered to finish it to be honest! tell me what you think! )

To the tune of the little mermaid (!?!?!)

Look at my fridge
Isnt it neat
Cant you see that i like to eat
Wouldn't you think Im the girl
The girl who eats everything?

Look at this box
Choccies untold
How many sweeties can one mouthful hold?
Looking around me you'd think
Sure, she ate everything

Ive got corndogs and chippies a plenty
Choccies and biscuits galore
You want a veggie burger?
TOUGH! I ate twenty
But who cares?
No big deal... I want more!!

I wanna be where the doughnuts are
I wanna smell, wanna smell em cookin
Anything goes except... whats that word again?
Meeeaaaaaaaaaat

Sittin around you dont get too far
Arms are required for munching, eating
Ive never my own... What do you call em?
feeeeeeeeet

Up where they walk, and they don't run
And they have barbeques in the sun
Still in my seat,
Id like to eat,
A part of this world

What would i give
If i could move, out of these quarters?
What would i pay
to spend a day in pizza hut?
Bet at fat camp,
they'd understand
and wouldnt try to starve their dauthers
Chubby women
Sicka swimmin
And excersize!

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Jez | 12-02-2003 23:13

Hehe... that's pretty good.

It just concerns me that you have had time to conjure this up though!

DoPeY_JoPeY | 12-02-2003 23:20

My maths lessons got pretty boring..... i think we musta made up at least 15 parodies.... but it was a few years ago and thats the only one i remember!! I was an evil little cow! )

Jez | 12-02-2003 23:22

Just out of interest why dopey jopey?! That's one of the nicknames I call my little neice! Haha!!

DoPeY_JoPeY | 12-02-2003 23:24

My first name is Jo and my surname begins with P
=Jo P
= Jopey
its just very unfortunate that it rhymes with dopey! but it could be worse... im sure it could

Jez | 12-02-2003 23:26

Indeed. Anyway welcome to the forum Jo.

DoPeY_JoPeY | 12-02-2003 23:28

thanku

Crazy_Joe | 13-02-2003 03:32

Read it, loved it, wanted more.
You are definitely worthy of high praise. Wait until Dek sees this!

Kasper | 13-02-2003 04:07

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh that brightened my day.

And Welcome!

DoPeY_JoPeY | 13-02-2003 21:39

Glad people like it... i got another in the making to supercalifragalisticexpiallidocious! haha that should be fun

Jez | 13-02-2003 21:41

Hehe... can't wait!

(You twisted person you!)

Lindsey04 | 13-02-2003 23:15

OMG that is the funniest thing...

the meeeeeaaaatt part made me laugh so hard i cried lol

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