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Dekar's Parodies #24: Britney Spears #2

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Dekar | 23-07-2004 13:17
This is a parody of Britney Spears' "Everytime"

Credit goes to Jess for telling me what song to do.
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Notice them, love my cans
Can't you see I enlarged them
My back is strong
I carry them without bras

But everytime I try to stand, I fall
Without my chest, my weight's so small
My breasts can feed nine babies
And everytime I see you now, it seems
You watch my breasts, it's bugging me
I think I'll smack you, baby

You know, I have to use a mirror
It's the only way to see my feet
Forget my bum
I'll make my chest look sleazy

But everytime I try to stand, I fall
Without my chest, my weight's so small
My breasts can feed nine babies
And everytime I see you now, it seems
You watch my breasts, it's bugging me
I think I'll smack you, baby

Surgery made me gain
These double-D's
My shirt's wet in the rain
And my breasts, you can see

I wake and pray
That getting dressed won't take all day

But everytime I try to stand, I fall
Without my chest, my weight's so small
My breasts can feed nine babies
And everytime I see you now, it seems
You watch my breasts, it's bugging me
I think I'll smack you, baby
25 comments
aussie_celesty
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aussie_celesty | 23-07-2004 13:22
Hehehe ... Dek ... You are the Master!
djskribble989
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djskribble989 | 23-07-2004 13:28
there's another Matt Classic!
blondi3542
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blondi3542 | 23-07-2004 13:29
luuuuuuuuuuuuuv it
fruity
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fruity | 23-07-2004 13:31
in behalf of all big-breasted females in the world, I approve this parody lol
Princess_ceci
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Princess_ceci | 23-07-2004 13:33
i must agree i like the britney version of that , but that was wonderful i have never laughed so much
Venus_in_Fear
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Venus_in_Fear | 23-07-2004 13:54
lol it's GREAT !!!
love it!!!
C4L
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C4L | 23-07-2004 13:55
haha..great job matt!
ellessilver
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ellessilver | 23-07-2004 14:17
Great job!
NightHobbit
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NightHobbit | 23-07-2004 14:21
I think I should e-mail Britney's fan club with that, and tell her to sing that on stage one day, or rerelease everytime with that as a bonus.

That fits the tune perfectly Dekar.
LittleMissNunez
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LittleMissNunez | 23-07-2004 14:31
very clever! u should go public with these parodies!

thanx for a good laugh
PriscillAh
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PriscillAh | 23-07-2004 14:34


Cheater138
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Cheater138 | 23-07-2004 18:05
haha... very nice Matt
nefariouslady_t
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nefariouslady_t | 23-07-2004 18:11
laughed my arse off there, good job!
JFsGrl91
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JFsGrl91 | 24-07-2004 01:03
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... dat's funny!
XxBlondiexX
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XxBlondiexX | 28-07-2004 14:10
I LOVE the real song 'everytime'. but that was funny! I even sang it when the real song was on the radio!
DontSleep
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DontSleep | 28-07-2004 15:08
hahah! i think you're talented man! keep up the good stuff!
blondy925
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blondy925 | 01-08-2004 01:32
hahaha
beachgirl15
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beachgirl15 | 01-08-2004 01:39
matty matt matt.. you silly perv!!!! wow.. that was a gag reel.. wow.. how hilarious.. you are the master..lol
victorine
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victorine | 13-08-2004 19:41
waw. u r not that bad. u n ur gf r not dat bad
playboy_baby
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playboy_baby | 29-08-2004 21:29
i kinda like the original....but urs isnt bad
baybee_girl
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baybee_girl | 02-09-2004 16:50
luv it
bogler
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bogler | 07-10-2004 04:20
laughed to much
slim_gary
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slim_gary | 12-10-2004 17:27
hee hee very good!!!!!!!!!!! i like the oops im pregnant again parody.... but this is way better!!!!!! hee hee!!!!!!
inzanity
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inzanity | 09-01-2005 19:04
lmfao

ooh-hoo-hooo... I liked that one.
star_shooter
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star_shooter | 31-10-2005 10:36
My breasts can feed nine babies

I almost pissed myself when I read that line. Good job.
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