Cleanin Out My Closet (balding version)

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KitKit | 30-01-2003 01:38

Wheres my hair?
I got no hair on my head?
Heres a wig
yeah
Yo Yo

Have you ever used hairspray to keep your hairstyle in place I havent
my hair is gone vanished without a trace
no hairband to make me look cool no plaited strands
I am balder than a mother****in newborn lamb
No grow back lotion, commotion as I get teased by kids in the ocean
hairs growing long on their heads
Ill blow it off and keep going not takin nothin from noone unless they start to tease me
keep growing grass in the morning glue it to my head in the evenin leavin the green stains runnin over my bald head
they cannot stick to me damn their always tricking me out
look at my now I bet you probly sick of me now aint you barber I didnt want to look so ridiculous cow!

Im sorry barber
I never meant to ask you
to shave all of my long hair off but tonight
Im buying a blonde wig

3 comments

Lita | 30-01-2003 09:23

TEEHEE! i like! well done

Star Light | 08-02-2003 23:06

*laufs* Thats cute! I love it!

Dekar | 08-02-2003 23:15

Did Joe give you that idea? lol

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