Randomness Is The Answer #189

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Captain_Keeta | 10-12-2018 22:51

Launched in 1977, Voyager 2 becomes second human-made object to cross into interstellar space!

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The following is a paid broadcast from Stanley...

*insert commercial jingle*

Please, people, let's not forget what the great HappyLion said when he first opened this thread back in '02...

Tired of "favorite..."s and "hate..."s?
Tired of religious wars?
Tired of disputes over words like "gay"?
Feeling random...?

Or are you just one of those people who don't make any sense anyway...?

THEN DROP BY THE RANDOMNESS, THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN JUST GET THAT WEIRDNESS OFF YOUR MIND!

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1. Posts in this thread (with this one as a possible exception...) may make no sense whatsoever!

2. Try to read all existing posts before posting a new one...

3. DO NOT USE MORE THAN 3 SMILEYS PER POST!

4. BE ORIGINAL!

5. Have fun for Christ's sake!

6. (Don't) Spam!

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Joeyy | 29-10-2019 22:01

Is that when your chiropractor appointment is? I made the mistake of lying on my bad side for a couple of hours this morning. Even moving around the house feels like an effort today. Shall we find a retirement home together? Lol.

misfitgurl444 | 29-10-2019 22:50

Yes and I'd be down for that!

Captain_Keeta | 29-10-2019 23:09

I need a glass of wine again lol.

PracticePractic | 29-10-2019 23:22

Shall we find a retirement home together? Lol

Yes and I'd be down for that!

No no! you're both not ready to give up that easily...

You can get a helper to make your muscles/bones/body take a load off and restore your youth and vitality...

Wish I could pick out and send you both one of these to assist you----I'm sure you will find interesting new ways to use something like this--not an expensive toy but really a third hand/helper when you need it!

Wake up in the morning with your coffee ready. Get dinner started on the way home. Go to bed knowing the house will be clean when you wake up again. Our robots are here to make your life easier so you can spend more time on what really matters.

Captain_Keeta | 29-10-2019 23:26

I think they're joking practice.

Donn_Piano | 29-10-2019 23:28

I live in a car.

misfitgurl444 | 29-10-2019 23:35

I don't think we're joking lol

Captain_Keeta | 29-10-2019 23:38

Oh well y'all are doing something then.

PracticePractic | 30-10-2019 00:11

At least I'm offering some valid solutions---trying to build up good feelings --with humor--to overcome the aches and sick feelings they have.

Joeyy | 30-10-2019 00:22

You're always sweet, Practice.

Joeyy | 30-10-2019 00:23

Ah, Halloween theme. Reminds me I've been tasked with getting out our decorations, even though my niece won't be visiting this year.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 00:32

God I am so fucking handsome.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 00:34

How's everyone tonight?

CaptainStabbin | 30-10-2019 00:52

God I am so fucking handsome.

Those haunted house mirrors are really something ay Jeff?

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 00:56

Boom. Roasted. Well done.

Olivia_Ka | 30-10-2019 01:13

Bye bye class of '189.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 01:20

Where's it going?

Olivia_Ka | 30-10-2019 01:22

To the next class, Jeff.

fishmunky | 30-10-2019 01:32

My mother in law is here for my weekly "scream at professional athletes through a tv screen."

She seems worried

Joeyy | 30-10-2019 01:40

I feel like shit. I think my hip pain is making me feverish.

CaptainStabbin | 30-10-2019 01:46

Is it warm? The area around the pain I mean.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 01:52

Ok Celine.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 01:52

Sorry to hear that Joey.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 01:52

Hi. I like boobs.

Captain_Keeta | 30-10-2019 01:53

Boobs are nice.

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