Weaker (I understand if u think its dumb)

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Star Light | 17-01-2003 21:35

Just dont stop-
I need help coz Im so dumb, yea yea (yeah yeah)
I'll never have enough,
Just buy my porcelain doll-ie-ie (ie ie)

You might think that Im so strong
Well, you're wrong!

(CHORUS)
Coz now I'm weaker than yesterday,
Now theres nothing but a dumb way
Why? Because I'm weaker than you are,
I, I'm WEAKER!

Than I thought I'll ever be,
Baby
I used to lift weights & wrest-le
Never thought I'd be a-wimpy

You might think that I can take it,
Well, you're wrong!

(CHORUS)

I know its really stupid... but hey, what else would u expect from an 11-yar-old kid?

5 comments

SPLIFFMAN | 17-01-2003 21:42

what sorta style is it?

Star Light | 17-01-2003 21:48

Um, what do you mean? Oh, BTW, this is a 'Stronger' by Britney Spears parody!

SPLIFFMAN | 17-01-2003 21:56

oh right, silly of me, i wasnt sure cos "You might think that Im so strong Well, you're wrong!" is a Robbie Williams lyric (not that I'm a fan!)

Its not bad, made me chuckle, have u heard the parody of baby one more time 'make my boobies one more size'

thechiz7 | 18-01-2003 00:12

lol thats cute!

Star Light | 18-01-2003 15:28

Aw, thanks ^.^

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