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wofwd123 | 02-04-2017 03:44

Parody of Mr Brightside (The Killers)
About Ex Manchester United Football Player Norman Whiteside

I'm coming out of my half
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta get the ball now,
Because I want a goal.

It started out with a kick
How did it end up like this
It was only a kick,
it was only a kick

Now he's down on the deck
And he's rolling around
While he's having a laugh
And he's going to ground

Now the physio's on
with his sponge in his hand
And it's all in his head

But he's holding his knee now,
They all look at me now,
wearing a scowl

And I just can't look it's killing me
It wasn't a foul.

Referee, with his notebook out at me
Buying into all their lies
Yellow card is no surprise

But it's just the price I pay
Honest ref it wasn't me
Open up your blinkered eyes
'cause I'm Norman Whiteside

I never
I never
I never
I never

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