Dekar's Parodies #2: The Backstreet Boys

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Dekar | 01-01-2003 14:03

This is a parody of the Backstreet Boys' "Get Down".

I came up with this when I was 13 or 14 and they first started with this single. I don't know why I remember it, and I feel weird about posting something so juvenile.....oh, you know I'm kidding. I love it!
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You're the one for me
Come and bum**** me
You're the one I need

Get down, get down
And screw me on the ground
Get down, get down
And screw me on the ground

Hey baby love, I touch myself for you
So tell me if you'll feel me too
I'm masturbating every minute, every hour
My weewee's crying out for you

I feel in heaven when I jizz in your eyes
I know that you wanna bum**** me
You drive me crazy when you pull down my fly
I want some oral, baby
And I want it right now

Get down, get down
And screw me on the ground
Get down, get down
And screw me on the ground

Ooh baby, you're so fine
I'm gonna do you from behind
Your tits they taste so sweet
You're the one for me
Come and bum**** me
Until I need to pee

(I wasn't so interested as to parody the rap part so we'll just skip that. All the rest is just repeat lines too. Hope you liked it.)

24 comments

Zenmaster | 01-01-2003 14:13

Dekar, that was extremely funny. Or I am just recovering from my New Year's celebration involving too much booze and a lengthy triangle solo. Either way, cheers!

lostsanity | 01-01-2003 18:34

-dies laughing-

Killah135 | 03-01-2003 11:45

HAHAHAHA!!!

Killah135 | 03-01-2003 11:46

sad but extremely funny. you are sooo talented! lol
xxx

Masterful_Ally | 03-01-2003 13:16

DEKAR! lol. Very funny I have to admit. Has anyone seen the dance they did to that song? I reckon it goes better with those lyrics, lol.

Ally xxx

Dekar | 03-01-2003 18:31

Being the paranoid nut that I am, I again remind everyone that I wrote this 7 or 8 years ago. I am nowhere near this level of immaturity today.....I'm far beyond it.

Eleanore | 12-10-2003 03:14

Holy s***! By far the best parody of any pop song I have ever come across! I was about ready to piss my pants it was just too damn funny! Dekar, I love your parodies, keep at it!

DaRkSiDe | 12-10-2003 03:17

ahhh that is hilarious... keep it up!

ellimere | 19-10-2003 06:59

i must say, dek, not even the backstreet boys could have anything bad to say about it! it was bloody hilarious! keep it up, dude!

Winslow | 19-10-2003 17:34

Hahaha! That rocks! Even if you consider it immature, Dek, it's pretty damn amazing for something you wrote when you were 13 or 14!

Winslow

Louise_xxxx | 17-08-2004 20:00

thats funi gud 1! he he

theres anotha bsb's 1 on www.funnyjunk.com luc its gud 2!

playboy_baby | 22-08-2004 05:44

haha omg that's hilarious!!!NICE JOB!!!

rida85 | 06-12-2004 15:31

tut tut...lmfao! good job, lolz!

alexalexalex | 06-12-2004 16:42

dekar u were pervy 13/14 year old! lmao, its hilarious tho

alexalexalex | 06-12-2004 16:49

dekar u were pervy 13/14 year old! lmao, its hilarious tho

FairyGloom | 26-12-2004 04:45

that is so damn funny

andrew4762 | 15-01-2005 19:15

good job!

boy bands suck!

wiseass | 16-01-2005 20:45

lol.

I don't know the beat, but the lyrics are HILARIOUS!

kool_dude_114 | 16-01-2005 21:51

wow, talk about hilariou

05_eric_05 | 17-02-2005 03:04

hahaaha lol lmao

awesome

and people say im weird...

hobbitgirl | 17-02-2005 03:24

lol I cant stop laughing

jmac_lover | 18-04-2005 05:36

sadly, that was funny...

LPgurl_4eva | 27-08-2005 21:31

LPgurl_4eva | 27-08-2005 21:32

* offtopic :
jmac_lover is me..im jmac_lover...and i just now realized that i was write b4 myself? lol

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