Under the Desk
A Parody
Written by: Crazy Joe
Tune: Under the Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sometimes Paul feels that there's nobody out there.
Sometimes Paul feels that his only friend
Is the paper he writes on, the paper to Alex;
Lonely as he is together with Celissa.
He drives on the streets 'cause she's his companion.
He yells down the halls that she's a lesbian.
He writes down some words and makes himself a cheat sheet.
Well Paul always passes, now that is a lie
(Refrain)
Paul don't ever want to feel like he did today
When we took the test in Spanish and made a 68.
Paul don't ever want to feel like he did that day.
He wishes that he would have studied his whole night away.
(Extra verse)
Pablo always knows that he sucks hard in Spanish.
Pablo always knows that Ms. Carnahan
Will give him an F on all of his projects.
Oh man, what a loser! Almost like Hopson.
But somehow Paul's able to complete junior year.
I can't see how he keeps his grades up at all.
At least he has heard of soccer coach Ristevski;
Lonely as he is with his soccer ball.
(Refrain)
Pablo is such a real loser, I can't believe it all;
Sticking stuff under his desk - food, cheats, and gumwrappers.
Why does he never get caught? Is it just because
Teachers are really too dumb to look under his desk!
Sorry, but this song will only make sense to people in my Spanish class. But if any of you go to Hebron High in Carrollton, TX, and you know Paul Echols, tell him that I put his song here!
A Parody
Written by: Crazy Joe
Tune: Under the Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sometimes Paul feels that there's nobody out there.
Sometimes Paul feels that his only friend
Is the paper he writes on, the paper to Alex;
Lonely as he is together with Celissa.
He drives on the streets 'cause she's his companion.
He yells down the halls that she's a lesbian.
He writes down some words and makes himself a cheat sheet.
Well Paul always passes, now that is a lie
(Refrain)
Paul don't ever want to feel like he did today
When we took the test in Spanish and made a 68.
Paul don't ever want to feel like he did that day.
He wishes that he would have studied his whole night away.
(Extra verse)
Pablo always knows that he sucks hard in Spanish.
Pablo always knows that Ms. Carnahan
Will give him an F on all of his projects.
Oh man, what a loser! Almost like Hopson.
But somehow Paul's able to complete junior year.
I can't see how he keeps his grades up at all.
At least he has heard of soccer coach Ristevski;
Lonely as he is with his soccer ball.
(Refrain)
Pablo is such a real loser, I can't believe it all;
Sticking stuff under his desk - food, cheats, and gumwrappers.
Why does he never get caught? Is it just because
Teachers are really too dumb to look under his desk!
Sorry, but this song will only make sense to people in my Spanish class. But if any of you go to Hebron High in Carrollton, TX, and you know Paul Echols, tell him that I put his song here!