Dekar's Parodies #23: Blink-182

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Dekar | 06-04-2004 09:26

This is a parody of Blink-182's "I Miss You" called "You Witch You"

Credit goes to Stanley for telling me to parody this song.
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Hello there, the woman with the chest hair
The shadow of your fat butt on the floor
The unrelenting itchy of dryness on the scalpy
You have really nasty acne on your face
And your skin is all dark green
And you need a bath so badly
On your nose there's a mole at the end
A mole right at the end

You witch you (You witch you)
You witch you (You witch you)

Where are you, and keep away please
Cause if I sleep, you'll eat me in the night
I need somebody to save me
Cause you eat people
You creepy broad, go hunting somewhere else
And I am scared and frightened
On your broom and flying
Catching kids and eating their insides
Like my decision to block you
And lock my windows tightly
If you come here, I'll beat you down tonight
A baseball bat tonight

Oh you look so filthy, you're a scary
Image inside my head, (you witch you, you witch, you)
Don't face yourself to me, you're so ugly
Why are your eyes so red, (you witch you, you witch, you)

Don't blame your size on me, you are chunky
And you have a fat head (You witch you, you witch you)
Don't even smile at me, it's so nasty
Your teeth are black and dead (You witch you, you witch you)

You witch you (You witch you)
You witch you (You witch you)
You witch you (You witch you)
You witch you (You witch you)

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The_Optimist | 06-04-2004 09:46

My God Matt...
That was absolutely FANTASTIC!
congrats congrats

sweetwaters | 06-04-2004 09:47

ha! once again pure genius!
well done!

Groovejet | 06-04-2004 09:48

Holy..!

AlienationEd | 06-04-2004 09:48

LMFAO

ForeverFalling | 06-04-2004 09:49

*laughs*
hahahahaha

Thats Great

loser_kid_71 | 06-04-2004 09:52

cool

speedway260 | 06-04-2004 10:00

i like it,

Val | 06-04-2004 10:17

On your broom and flying
Catching kids and eating their insides

Now that part i'll definetly hear everytime the song actually plays.....

Thanks Dek, for keeping my simple mind amused and entertained

Olive_Me | 06-04-2004 10:42

nice work

i just listened to the song and sang those lyrics along to it.. hehe quite amusing!

skye_hoppus | 06-04-2004 16:51

*is speechless*

xxx

cherriesz | 06-04-2004 16:52

whaha...*fell of her chair...Ouch..!*

Stanley | 06-04-2004 22:08

matt, you have exceeded my expectations on this one... i knew it would be funny, but that was just awesome

AdReNeLiNe | 06-04-2004 22:10

oh wow, ur really good at that...another masterpiece

-Ash

pop_is_crap | 06-04-2004 22:11

oh matt. you are a funny chap. lol, that was great.

DaRkSiDe | 06-04-2004 22:15

it's good, flow real well, I actually used your version and sang the song with the vocals off hahaha, good job Matty!!

Mooooonkey | 07-04-2004 00:41

..Lovely.
Just ... lovely. <3

crazydazibaby | 07-04-2004 01:27

hahahahhaaaha that was great matt i

it.. im hysterical

Puddle_of_sugar | 07-04-2004 01:34

ahaha htat was awesome!!!!!

Elizabeth | 07-04-2004 01:51

lol...I loved it!

AllOfMe | 07-04-2004 04:54

hahahha
that is one of the best parody's ive read
it was a cracK!!

iWiShIwAsKOOL | 09-04-2004 17:48

that was one of the best parodies ive ever heard...that was awesome!!! I wish i could write parodies like that!!

tombo22888 | 13-04-2004 15:49

mate thats pretty good,
i read thru a few of your older ones to and you should approach someone with them..even if you dont want them to be 'Weird Al' like hits, you can make a fair bit of money out of a brain like yours.

Well done, keep up the good work

tommy

dismissed | 13-04-2004 16:05

i like it

MrSuperStar | 12-05-2004 11:48

now that might make the song actualy worth listening to.

freekshow | 11-07-2004 22:03

THAT WAS SO AWESOME

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