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Dekar's Parodies #22: Britney Spears #1

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Dekar | 06-04-2004 06:11
This is a parody of Britney Spears' "Toxic" called "Dyslexic"

Credit goes to Val for giving me a song to use and to Hannah for inspiring me to start it. Thank you both. This is your baby too.
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Bbay, cna't oyu see, I'm wrtiign
Sepllnig msitkaes, I'm fihgting
I'm lla srcewed pu, I'm failign

Tehre's no ecsape, I cna't splel
I acn't od it, danm sepllign ot ehll
Pian in hte ass, I'm fudgign ti

Anrgy
Cna't caml dwon
All teh lettesr
Sipnnin' 'ruond nad 'orund
Cna oyu read htis nwo?

With msitkaes in ym wrods, I cnanot read
Slydexic, cna't udnerstnad ti
Wehn I wriet, all fo yuo mkae ufn of em
I'm a dcikhaed to yuo
Dot'n oyu knwo I'm sydlexic?
Eevrythign I wrtie's scerwed
oDn't yuo nkow I'm slydexic?

ti's gteting ltae ot fxi ti up
I took ym pne nad tossde it pu
Solwly, it si furstratign me

Anrgy
Cna't calm dwon
I htae htis adn i'ts amking me frwon
Cna oyu read htis nwo?

With msitkaes in ym wrods, I cnanot read
Slydexic, cna't udnerstnad ti
Wehn I wriet, all fo yuo mkae ufn of em
I'm a dcikhaed to yuo
Dot'n oyu knwo I'm sydlexic?
Eevrythign I wrtie's scerwed
oDn't yuo nkow I'm slydexic?
Do'tn yuo konw m'I syledxic?

Msitkaes in ym wrods, I cnanot read
Slydexic, cna't udnerstnad ti
Wehn I wriet, all fo yuo mkae ufn of em
I'm a dcikhaed to yuo
Dot'n oyu knwo I'm sydlexic?
Eevrythign I wrtie's scerwed
oDn't yuo nkow I'm slydexic?
Do'tn yuo konw m'I syledxic?
With msitkaes in ym wrods, I cnanot read
Slydexic, cna't udnerstnad ti
Wehn I wriet, all fo yuo mkae ufn of em
I'm a dcikhaed to yuo
Dot'n oyu knwo I'm sydlexic?

Slydexiatci nwo
Wiht my psellign nwo
I thnik I'm srcewy now
I tihnk m'i scrwey nwo
Dylsexiaticic onw
Wtih ym seplling nwo
I thikn I'm csrewy onw
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fishmunky
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fishmunky | 06-04-2004 06:13
PURE GENIUS....that was soo good
vandy
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vandy | 06-04-2004 06:13
Matt, that is SOOOO creative. *sigh* why didn't I inherit that gene?
Kijutsu
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Kijutsu | 06-04-2004 06:14
Another amazing post. Haha, you're pretty awesome man. But that whole show up wearing a lasagne dress was complete ownage
Dekar
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Dekar | 06-04-2004 06:16
Well don't all guys like to eat women? That's is how I would do it.
andro
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andro | 06-04-2004 06:16
*cracks up*

CLASSIC!
pacified_gurl
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pacified_gurl | 06-04-2004 06:37
Awesome... ****ing brilliant....
Schatzi
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Schatzi | 06-04-2004 07:42
lol, thats great matt. I don't even have to pretned about that one.
aussie_celesty
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aussie_celesty | 06-04-2004 08:37
I love it ... yet another fantastic song pulled from the prettiful head of yours ... -pets Matt's head- ... -the head on his shoulders-
pop_is_crap
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pop_is_crap | 06-04-2004 08:39
lol, that was great
The_Optimist
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The_Optimist | 06-04-2004 09:40
Excellent job dear
I'm glad you followed my suggestion
kalsonberry
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kalsonberry | 06-04-2004 09:42
lol it's funny
Val
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Val | 06-04-2004 10:18
ForeverFalling
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ForeverFalling | 06-04-2004 10:25
but what about the yslexic people *cough*hardheartedhana*cough* she will be mad hahaha but i thought it was great! go u!
ForeverFalling
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ForeverFalling | 06-04-2004 10:28
when hardheartedhana returns send her to her thread EVILNESS btw she likes it i think
DaRkSiDe
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DaRkSiDe | 06-04-2004 11:58
Haha!!
Xlove_is_hatex
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Xlove_is_hatex | 06-04-2004 11:59
thats so funny.lol
ravenskiss
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ravenskiss | 06-04-2004 12:22
haha
hardheartedhana
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hardheartedhana | 06-04-2004 12:40
it is hard being dyslexic

its umm good

hardheartedhana
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hardheartedhana | 06-04-2004 12:41
hey im not mad

well done
taniari
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taniari | 17-04-2004 01:11
Thats too raw
Elizabeth
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Elizabeth | 17-04-2004 01:23
lol thats funny. well done
animal2
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animal2 | 17-04-2004 01:24
this is kinda old...
anoobis
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anoobis | 17-04-2004 02:23
didn't know 10 days was old...whatever
Boytoy
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Boytoy | 17-04-2004 02:23
Lol!!!! I love it!! haha nice
shadowofdeath
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shadowofdeath | 22-04-2004 12:50
hahaha....well done
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