Dekar's Parodies #21: Dido

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Dekar | 17-01-2004 13:16

This is a parody of Dido's "White Flag" called "White Trash."
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I know you think that I might be a hooker
I'll tell you that
But if I dress like one, it doesn't make me one
Where's the sense in that?

I promise I'm not trying to make your thing harder
Or trying to lead you on

Well my skirt is down past my hips
And I won't pull them higher and be decent
Don't tell me I'm white trash and I'm a whore
I just love clothes that're skimpy

I know the club owner says it's too dangerous
To come back again
And I wore nothing, well almost, my shirt was so loose that
My boobs fell out again

And he grabbed me by my shoulder and had me
Up against a fence

Well he reached in and tried to grab my tit
So I pushed his hands out and ran away
So don't tell me I'm white trash or I'm a whore
I'm above using my body

And when we meet
As I'm sure we will
You'll try to kiss me
You'll pop a breath pill
I'll let it pass
And use my tongue
And you will think
That I gave up

Well I will go down with my fist
And I will punch his balls in and run inside
There is some drunk white trash outside my door
He's got a gun, and wants to kill me

Well the cops will come from the precinct
And they'll say "Put your hands up and surrender!"
"Get your honky white ass against the door"
"The jig is up. You will be jailmeat."

18 comments

loser_kid_71 | 17-01-2004 13:17

lol great man!!

Masterful_Ally | 17-01-2004 13:29

lol, it arrives!

Great one matty

Pure genius! hehe

Jez | 17-01-2004 18:50

Hehe.... I even put on 'White Flag' on and sung along with your lyrics! It was great my man.

aflackoh6 | 17-01-2004 19:05

awesome mattles!

chloya | 24-01-2004 14:13

brilliant! Pure genius me thinks

SupaSillyBanana | 24-01-2004 14:42

How dare u make a parody of one of Dido's songs... Dido

Besides i prefer your parody to the Foo fighters Hero song, hehe

DeathByMonkeys | 25-01-2004 15:09

lol...Matt, that was hilarious! *pets*

DNA_Maniac | 25-01-2004 16:12

WOOUUWW!!

PERFECT!

DRAGS 'N' ALCOHOL

ice_white_tiger | 25-01-2004 16:20

yet another work of genius from the legend himself...

the_locust | 25-01-2004 16:21

haha, That was great Matt.

chicken_nugget | 25-01-2004 21:13

ha ha thats good !!!

Olivia_Ka | 22-08-2004 19:52

Although I like Dido this parody is great too ! LOVE IT !!!!

playboy_baby | 25-08-2004 23:11

sry to say this but u've done much better parodies and i really like this song,now it's pretty much ruined

xnachox | 26-08-2004 04:53

lol damn that was a good one

*impressed*

xnachox | 26-08-2004 04:58

@playboy: Don't be upset, he's not making fun of Dido or the song itself. Instead he's just using the beat of her song and replacing her words with his. I know when I make parodies of songs I have to at least like the beat because I listen to them over and over to get it right. So if anyone gets a parody of them, they should be honored!

batmanpinkypunk | 26-08-2004 04:59

haha that was awesome! good job!

dismissed | 26-08-2004 06:31

LoL LoL LoL LoL LoL

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