Dekar's Parodies #20: Linkin Park #2

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Dekar | 06-01-2004 05:18

This is a parody of Linkin Park's "Numb" called "Dumb."

Credit for this one goes to Sarah for helping me pick something to work on before I lost my inspiration.
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I'm tired of being full of idiocy
Feeling so mindless, my brain is quite weightless
I know what you're expecting of me
I just keep forgetting: what's the number two?
(I am an idiot, cause I am an idiot)
Every error I make is because I used to sniff glue
(I am an idiot, cause I am an idiot)

I've become so dumb, there's no IQ there
On my final exams, pulling out my hair
I'm becoming pissed, don't know what to do
I can't pass, you see, so I'll fail anew

Can't you see all my stupidity?
Inhaling too lightly, forgetting how to breathe
Education is something I need
But I've forgotten, where the hell's my school?
(I am an idiot, cause I am an idiot)
Every question I make seems to irritate you
(I am an idiot, cause I am an idiot)
And just thinking is waste, more than my brain can take

I've become so dumb, there's no IQ there
On my final exams, pulling out my hair
I'm becoming pissed, don't know what to do
I can't pass, you see, so I'll fail anew

And I know
I will end up failing too
I don't know
Can you please help me because I can't get in these damned shoes!

I've become so dumb, my brain isn't there
I've become so wired, it just isn't fair
I'm a dummy, miss, all I want to do
Lose the A.D.D., learn something from you

I've become so dumb, what is underwear?
Tired of just knowing nothing, you see
I've become so dumb, my rear-end is bare
I have no concept of shame, you see

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vandy | 06-01-2004 05:21

LOL...you know, you are a true genuis. You're a thinker, and that's cool.

QUPNCY | 06-01-2004 05:21

haha dek that's awesome. your so sexual

XxNirvanaxX | 06-01-2004 05:22

Haha, I love it!

anoobis | 06-01-2004 05:23

lol dekar...i applaud your bare-bum-ness

Cheater138 | 06-01-2004 05:23

hahaha! Beautiful Matt!

Good job!

Cheater138 | 06-01-2004 05:25

Hehe... I got credited...

jockey_tofu | 06-01-2004 05:40

Dekar, my new favourite Nu Metal artist!!! rofl!

I_Am_Da_Shiznit | 06-01-2004 05:41

Excellent!

BABE99 | 06-01-2004 06:12

LOL!

VERY FUNNY!

Carltoast | 06-01-2004 18:53

You are my new hero xD

pop_is_crap | 06-01-2004 19:09

haha, cool. well done. again.

* offtopic :
i still think you should do a silverchair one.....lol

Elizabeth | 06-01-2004 20:52

lol...that was cool

Katka36 | 06-01-2004 20:54

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matt! this is great!

C4L | 06-01-2004 20:55

haha!

loser_kid_71 | 06-01-2004 21:07

Excellent

Stanley | 06-01-2004 21:38

another great parody matt, lets see, yep, your 20 for 20 on the parodys, well done old sport

DaRkSiDe | 06-01-2004 22:15

Impressive!!

yinyang_soul | 06-01-2004 22:18

hey look! dek made a song about himself! shuk!......just kidding, dont get made at me

crazydazibaby | 07-01-2004 03:47

yayyy matt!! didnt take you long to do that.. lol yes im late but i didnt see.. good job

loves2shop | 08-03-2004 22:43

LOL!!! thatz hilarious!!! good job!

dismissed | 08-03-2004 22:49

yeah good job man!

AdReNeLiNe | 09-03-2004 03:16

excellent

mar182 | 12-03-2004 07:02

ahh that was so good you inspire me

milady | 12-03-2004 07:04

good job!

chloya | 12-03-2004 08:38

fab lol. Dek, ur parodies always make me laugh

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