I Love You! You Love Me! Barney Song

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mizzunderstood | 08-06-2010 00:01

here's one one of my friends told me
I HATE YOU !
YOU HATE ME !
LETS STRAP BARNEY TO A TREE !
SHOT HIM WITH A 44 !
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR !

here's one i found
I LOVE YOU !
YOU LOVE ME !
BARNEY GAVE ME HIV !
SO I KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS !
AND SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD !
NOW THE PURPLE B@ST@ARD'S DEAD !!!!!!

do you kno any more pardies to the I LOVE YOU ! YOU LOVE ME ! barney song ? i would like to hear them.

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CAKEEEEE | 03-12-2019 15:19

I love you, you love me, lets go out and kill barney, with a shotgun BANG! BANG! barneys on the floor, no more purple dinosaur

Captain_Keeta | 03-12-2019 16:36

Clever and original.

SkeppyTheDuck | 17-09-2020 13:37

quack lol, Here's the one i grew up with,

I love you, You love me,
let's team up and kill barney,
with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4,
No more purple dinosaur

Steviebabs | 14-10-2020 05:11

This is one I made up when I was younger:

I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
You get the knife
I'll get the gun
Let's kill Barney just for fun!

grmiderff07 | 23-10-2020 02:34

This is the one I grew up with:

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4
No more purple dinosaur!

gamerboy | 26-10-2020 16:01

this is mine

i love you
you love me
let's be a big family
and let's kill barney
with a big shot gun
and barney's on the floor
no more dinosaur!!

gamerboy | 28-10-2020 15:05

i hate you
you hate me
let''s get together
and let's kill barney
with a 4x4
blow him out the door
no more dinosaur!!

randomgirl1234 | 08-03-2021 20:52

Here's mine I just made up:
I love you, you hate me, lets go kidnap and kill Barney, put a bag over his head & tie up his remains, throw him in a ditch and clean up all the stains ????????

sunday12 | 16-04-2021 17:36

yes sir

sunday12 | 16-04-2021 17:40

I love you
You love me
lets go out and kill barney with a big shot gun then barney on the floor sorry kids he gone for good

Username824 | 08-05-2021 22:33

I love you.
You love me.
Let's tie Barney to a tree, put an AK47 to his head, Oopsie Daisy we kill Barney. We went to his funeral we went to his grave, people through flowers but we threw grenades.

VictoriaS | 29-12-2021 16:45

I love you
You love me
Let's tie barney to a tree
With a kick in the balls and a bullet to the head
Hallelooya
Barneys dead.

Alexxxx | 28-03-2022 14:42

i hate you,
you hate me,
we all hate barney G,
grab a knife, shoot him with a glock,
now he's got no tiny cock

ReD12321 | 20-04-2022 23:25

I love you, you love me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
We'll pull his hair and slit his throat
Barney got ate by a goat.

CaptainStabbin | 20-05-2022 12:29

You guys are really phoning these in. Put some effort into it or gtfo.

roxcyn | 24-05-2022 00:58

Most of them are spammers, not gonna lie, so I agree with the GTFO part.

lexa_alpha | 17-06-2022 10:39

I hate you
You love me
let's all go and kill barney
The annoying purple dinosaur
The one that acts like a slutty whore

TomTL | 6 days ago

I love you, you love me let's get together and kill Barney with a knife up his arse and a bullet for threw his head sorry lala barneys dead

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