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AnTiHurLeyPUnk1 | 15-11-2003 20:29

My latest um... porn film: Robocock!

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ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:35

def by temptation

AnTiHurLeyPUnk1 | 15-11-2003 20:36

WHAT!?

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:38

it's a vampire porn film its funny

Dekar | 15-11-2003 20:41

How about "The Sperminator", "Men Are From Mars, Women Like Penis", "Forrest Hump", or everyone's favourite group of sexy, thonged, homosexual men on TV's "Gaywatch"?

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:44

any more dek they sound good....

Dream27 | 15-11-2003 20:46

*walks slowly out of the thread*

stupot | 15-11-2003 20:46

ooh if u liked gaywatch, then you'll love 'raiders of the loast arse'

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:48

harry potter and the penis pump

(you could use it dek)

stupot | 15-11-2003 20:48

wot about shaving ryans privates? its a classic

AnTiHurLeyPUnk1 | 15-11-2003 20:49

lol, Dekar. Here's some of my others:

1)Alien Re-Erection
2)Mate The Parents
3)Chitty Chitty Gang Bang
4)Star Whores
5)The Mate-rix
6)Independence Gay
7)Homo Alone
8)Hairy Potter
9)Crack to the Future
10)Lara Croft - Womb Raider
11)The Loin King

xcr4zyx | 15-11-2003 20:50

the lion king?? i dont get it ..

Dream27 | 15-11-2003 20:51

he said Loin not lion.

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:51

crouching tiger humping dragon

stupot | 15-11-2003 20:52

there was a programme about porn parodies on tv a few weeks ago. i, of course, was asleep wen it came on........

AnTiHurLeyPUnk1 | 15-11-2003 20:54

yeah, I said "loin". i.e., instead of asking "is he your real father?", one could say "you sprang from his loins, correct?"

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:55

lord of the penis
blow dogs
holes
dicker
free willy
lake cum-cid

xcr4zyx | 15-11-2003 20:56

Oh my gosh im so dumb i cannot read..

stupot | 15-11-2003 20:56

raven, the ones that we're saying are actual films that have been made. youre just making them up

AnTiHurLeyPUnk1 | 15-11-2003 20:56

yeah... but I'm most proud of my recent "Chitty Chitty Gang Band"

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 20:58

once upon a time in uranus
deep inpact
die hard
donnie dicko
don't say aword just blow

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 21:01

i'm improving them some don't need my help

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 21:05

league of extrodinary gay men
you've got sperm
last man wanking
cyber spunk

stupot | 15-11-2003 21:08

now your just being stupid

ravenskiss | 15-11-2003 21:08

spaceballs
epididium
the incredible spunk
sex-men

stupot | 15-11-2003 21:09

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