I believe I can Fly

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Moesk | 23-12-2008 04:20

LOL

I believe i can fly,
but i got shot by the ice-cream guy,
all i wanted was a popsicle,
but i ended up in hospital,
now everything is turning red,
even my neighbor fred!

Does any1 hav any more???????

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PunkRckr8 | 23-12-2008 05:02

um, that's just a parody not a real song?

ashalynnlove | 31-01-2011 05:31

i have 2..... 1: i believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky i just wanted some chicken wings and blew up burger king lol! 2: i belive i can fly i believe i can touch the sky i just wanted a hamburger and i blew up mcdonalds lol like them?

Melissa302675 | 31-01-2011 07:20

i believe i can fly
but i got shot by the FBI
all i wanted was a chickin wing
but instead i got slapped in the ding-a-ling

estoyloco | 16-04-2011 02:19

hey your parody is the best Melissa302675

ascottishkid | 10-06-2011 21:26

scottish version note that chips mean french fries in scotland

i belive i can fly
but i got shot by the FBI
all i wanted was a bag of chips
then they shot off my dangly bits

SideShowBob | 29-06-2011 01:52

I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
So I smashed my eye,
And I went to csi

NikkiWild | 19-10-2011 11:48

I believe I can fly,
i got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a bag of chips
But i got blown into little bits

cyanide_suicide | 17-10-2012 03:13

I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a chicken wing
but instead i got shot in the ding-a-ling
all i needed was a bandage
but they could't speak my language
so they gave me a sandwhich

ReptileXD | 01-04-2013 03:05

i believe i can fly
i got shot by the ice cream guy
all i wanted was a pickled egg
but i got shot in the d!ck
instead...

omg, my brother just suggested that

Rainbow_Chaser | 02-04-2013 19:51

I believe I can fly
I believe this thread is crap and I will never look at it again.

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