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Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:40

I'm pregnant.

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IrishMeg1 | 14-11-2003 03:40

congratulations!

Just_Jamie | 14-11-2003 03:42

woo-hoo! A baby Jonesy! Congrats!

evee | 14-11-2003 03:42

does the father know?

singingsweetie | 14-11-2003 03:42

she just told him

QUPNCY | 14-11-2003 03:42

dek a dad? haha.. aww.. congrats jonesy!

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:44

::glows with pride::

I'm sure Dekar will come to any minute now

Dekar | 14-11-2003 03:45

Now I just happened to remember bragging about the bedroom prowess, and now I've impregnanted a woman 900 miles away from me. Case closed!

evee | 14-11-2003 03:45

...and we're all here to see his face when he finds out ...yay!

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:46

There, see? What did I tell you?

QUPNCY | 14-11-2003 03:47

lol dek, that was a nice one.

IrishMeg1 | 14-11-2003 03:47

lol *claps* well well well

Dekar | 14-11-2003 03:51

*does an irish jig and sings*

The lady is mine
The laddy is mine
The baby is mine
The Patty is mine
Had a bedroom fight
Used honey and syrup
So I knocked her down
And knocked her up

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:52

Well yes, that would about sum it up

Dekar | 14-11-2003 03:55

I wonder what Roxy will think of a new brother/sister?

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:55

She loves babies. Just look at the pictures on her site.

anoobis | 14-11-2003 03:55

*cough* jonesy! baked goods! please pretty please?

and congrats dek *slaps dek on back*

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:56

Oh! yes, here, I made them for you earlier today... free of charge

::hands over a plate of brownies::

singingsweetie | 14-11-2003 03:57

so when's this baby due?

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:58

Since this is internet lets make the ratio weeks and say nine weeks... logical?

Dekar | 14-11-2003 03:58

I hate deadlines.

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 03:59

No don't worry, you don't need to do much, you already did the bulk of the work...

anoobis | 14-11-2003 04:00

mmm jonesy u're so cool

and congrats on the baby! what's its name gonna be?

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 04:01

I am? I have no clue... gotta think about that one... what do you think daddy?

Dekar | 14-11-2003 04:02

Hmm, if it's a boy, how about Violent John?

Violent_Jones | 14-11-2003 04:02

There's a thought... and if its a girl?

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