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built2liv | 07-10-2003 03:43

This is the thread where you can tell everyone the funniest moments of the forum...like when you can't stop laughing out loud at something someone else said. Most likely most of these quotes will come from Dek, Matto, me, noob, or Brandon...but others are more than welcome to post!

Enjoy the laughter.

And to start:

anoobis
posts: 4713 07-10-2003 03:40

o and i love how i've gone without sex for...uh....170 months? 171? i'm not positive...there're a couple fuzzy nites there, but i'm sure they were because of ginger ale...

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PinkFloyd | 10-07-2008 21:38

Bucephalus
2,022 posts

Why was the award for "Most likely to kill someone with cock" removed?

I was looking to defend my title

PunkRckr8
9,432 posts

Syphilis is pretty treatable these days, Curt

PunkRckr8 | 10-07-2008 23:29

why did you remove the part about me owning your life?

PinkFloyd | 11-07-2008 00:49

Because I didn't want people to think you own my life, although you do, with all your.. life ownage abilities.

LilAngelKiss | 06-10-2008 01:18

*Bump*

Thread:

i was just wondering..

@ 29-09-2008 05:34Boss_Nigga is offline Boss_Nigga
31 posts
WHY DA BITCHES AINT RESPECTIN DA BOSS NIGGA YET!!

IMMA BUST A CAP HOES! y0y0y0y0y0

Discussion
0 @ 29-09-2008 06:15carole is offline carole
27,330 posts

lol that made me laugh
its the surprise factor

0 @ 29-09-2008 17:07_Snufkin is offline _Snufkin
121 posts

what kind of respect would you like, Boss?

+4 @ 29-09-2008 18:24Dagor is online Dagor

34,688 posts
because you have a small dick, that's why

Haha, I totally agree with carole.. and the ending was just pure class.

LilAngelKiss | 06-10-2008 13:31

In the chat...

[13:14] LilAngelKiss: just joined LSI today?

[13:16] ziana15: yes

[13:16] LilAngelKiss: what do you think of it so far?

[13:17] ziana15: of what?

[13:17] LilAngelKiss: of LSI

[13:17] ziana15: what does that mean?

n00bs. :eyeroll:

Schatzi | 29-10-2008 05:27

going through halloween threads..

Big_Denno
1,322 posts
Will you go Trick-or-Treating this year?

dogstergal
308 posts
i'm way too growed up. i have a boy friend, loser

Dagor | 05-12-2008 13:03

Joeyy

... Whyyy don't you like to be braless? Not that I do.

musiclover342

because i have DD breasts that are heavy and i need that major support that a bra can give. lol

musiclover342

and once again everyone leaves me alone in randomness.
it never fails.
if you guys secretly hate me then why don't you just tell me

PunkRckr8

there just isn't enough room in here for us and your boobs

TheAnnoyance | 05-12-2008 13:07

haha.

one of the few times i've come on and looked back thru randomness, and actually read a few pages of discussion.. because it was about boobs =p

JDolla | 05-12-2008 13:12

it's both funny and true

Dagor | 05-12-2008 16:15

musiclover342

Well I only had him for a short time, and I wasn't really that proud of it. lol.

Oh well, now that I'm single, we can finally be together, Tim.

PunkRckr8

Seeing as we think alike, we're off to a good start

JDolla

and where am i in all of this?

Cheater138

behind the mirror with a video camera?

LilAngelKiss | 17-12-2008 14:25

0 @ 17-12-2008 14:07Juliet86 is online Juliet86

10,419 posts
Oh, cool, I have more money than I thought.
0 @ 17-12-2008 14:10Bucephalus is online Bucephalus

2,406 posts
you can probably almost afford me now
0 @ 17-12-2008 14:12Juliet86 is online Juliet86

10,419 posts
Afford you to do what? Unless it's leave the forum, I'm not interested.

Dagor | 24-01-2010 21:01

PunkRckr8

A "stand for normalcy" would be a stand for homosexuality you fool.
Homosexuality not only exists across cultures but also across species.

JDolla

it even happens in outer space

bad_boy_rabbit | 18-04-2013 06:40

wooooooooooooow ... this was so long ago,,, when i joined lsi .. but now am back

guest

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