Jingle bells parody

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RandomStuff | 10-10-2007 02:56

hey everyone have any of you heard this parody:

dashing through the snow on a pair a broken skis, over the hills we go bashing into trees, the snow is terning red, I think I'm almost dead, All I want is a hospital bed

Oh

Santa Clause, Santa Clause
Santa Clause is dead, Rudolph took a 44 and shot him in the head, oh
Barbie doll, Barbie doll tried to save his life but "G""I"- Joe FROM MEXICO stabed her with a knife

yah this is the jingle bell I grew up on:

What version did you grow up on?

7 comments

Lights_Shadow | 12-10-2007 00:05

the normal one...

although i also heard the batman version of it...

jingle bells
batman smells
robin laid an egg
batmobile lost a wheel
and joker got away

Fjerrsyn | 06-06-2010 17:52

The Swedish normal version, but your parody is fun as ....

The batman version is also really funny.

Ha ha!

mizzunderstood | 07-06-2010 03:29

lol.this is really funny. i grew up with the normal version !

Tana98 | 24-12-2011 05:19

Jingle bells jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin layed an egg,
Wonder women lost her boosoms flying to LA HEY

Vampyre97 | 25-04-2012 01:44

Norman and batman:
jingle bells
batman smells
robin laid an egg
batmobile lost a wheel
and joker got away

Oh! And Achmed:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb stuck to my back,
I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through check point A but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the a** by the US Military.

silentclaws | 19-12-2013 18:16

jingle bells, batman smells,
30 mils away,robin comes and kicks his but 30 times a day...AY!

Captain_Keeta | 19-12-2013 21:57

The most pointless bump I've seen yet.

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