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Becksy | 03-10-2003 22:21

do any of u smoke? i used to

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El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 01:27

yes, ok, just to let u know, he talks about black people and ni**** at the end of bigger n blacker, but not that much, the black vs n**** skit is 12 minutes long

Dekar | 04-10-2003 01:29

Okay, you're right. I mixed up Bigger and Black with Bring the Pain.

"I take care o' my kids." Ya supposed to, ya dumb mutha****a!

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 01:33

lol, yep, i love those 2 skits, and my favorite thing about bigger n blacker is it's 64 minutes long, so i get to listen to it for a loooooooooooong time, hehe, that's a shitload of funny

"Shit, they got metal on the space shuttle that can go around the moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don't think they can't make an El Dorado where the ****ing bumper don't fall off?"

Dekar | 04-10-2003 01:35

You got Richard Pryor's "That N***er's Crazy"? That's a funny-ass routine.

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 01:36

nope, i don't have that one....

"Hey, if they wanna fight, let em fight, cause I ain't fightin. I wouldn't give a **** if I saw a Russian tank rolling down Flatbush Avenue. I ain't shottin nobody, so call me a faggot, when the war is over, I'll be the faggot with 2 legs, thnak you."

Dekar | 04-10-2003 01:47

He does that part differently in each of the two shows.

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 01:49

What 2 shows? That's how he does it on Bigger n Blacker.

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 01:50

"What do want Jimmy, you gettin ready to die, you wanna meet Jim Carey? Nah, I want some big titties in my face."

Dekar | 04-10-2003 02:06

He does it in Bring the Pain as well.

"I'm not giving you anything! I'm on my period!"
"You're on your period again? You're going to bleed to death, b****!"

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 02:07

As Mr. Garrison would say, "I don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 02:10

Feed me, F*ck me, Shut the f*ck up!

Dekar | 04-10-2003 02:18

My d*** is so big, it only plays arenas.

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 02:22

i doubt that

Dekar | 04-10-2003 02:36

My d*** is so big, I entered it in a Big D*** contest and it came in first, second, and third.

cheech | 04-10-2003 02:39

hey i know that one...

peace
cheech

Dekar | 04-10-2003 02:44

It's Drew Carey.

My d*** is so big, the head has only seen the base in pictures.

cheech | 04-10-2003 02:45

hmm ok then

peace
cheech

evee | 04-10-2003 03:57

...hum...like we want to know that...do we?

El_Mono_Loco | 04-10-2003 03:58

as we would for drugs... Just Say NO!

Dekar | 04-10-2003 04:07

My d*** is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

Olivia_Ka | 09-05-2021 02:12

I hardly ever did - cigarettes, not weed. Tried at 18, had a smoke at 23, then 7 others at 27 and the last one the year before I turned 30. Of course I hated and still hate smoking, but if I did, it was not during fun times : post-breakup depression, keeping myself from blaming my man for his unfaithfulness, and losing weight after I stopped taking the pill (yes, yes) were the few reasons.

ATESGUNES | 09-05-2021 19:41

Sometimes I'm smoking, especially with Turkish Coffee. But I prefer to smoke nargile or hookah or shisha or waterpipe, these four ones are the same thing, unique difference is language.
But waterpipe is banned since korona morona bakara makara had started.

I don't recommend to smoke cigaratte or waterpipe or the other things, all of them are healthless things. But there is no harm in having a smoke every now and then.
Stay safe.

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