Dekar's Parodies #16: System of a Down

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Dekar | 22-08-2003 09:19

This is a parody of System of a Down's "Chop Suey!" called "Club Sandwich"

Truth be told, there's a little history behind this parody. I came up with this idea several months ago, back when I was only 3 or 4 parodies old. But then someone said that it had already been done. She showed me where it was, and I was annoyed cause there goes a good idea down the drain. It just recently reoccurred to me though, and I couldn't remember where I saw the original so I figured I'd spend an hour and just rewrite it.

It may not be a totally original idea, but here's the fruits of my labour. Enjoy!
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Waitress!
Pass the pepper and a bit of ketchup
Hold the pickles, give me extra lettuce
Why'd you leave the menus on the table?
Bring a coffee to me if you're able

I wanted two!
Pass the pepper and a bit of ketchup
I wanted two!
Hold the pickles, give me extra lettuce
I wanted two!
Why'd you leave the menus on the table?
I wanted two!

I just ordered lunch
And
I
Want some water with ice
I
Cry
Cause combos don't give you fries

Waitress!
My sandwich is cold and full of mayo
Hide the chef, I'll kick his little...
(Hide the chef, I'll kick his little...)
Why'd you leave the cheque upon the table?
Here you go, I'm leaving and not paying

I wanted to
My sandwich is cold and full of mayo
I wanted to
Hide the chef, I'll kick his little ass in
I wanted to
Why'd you leave the cheque upon the table?
I wanted to

I think that my lunch
Is
Dry
The bread isn't white, it's rye
I
Cry
Cause combos don't give you fries
In
My
Sandwich the bread is rye
I
Cry
Cause the chef deserves to die

Waitress! (Waitress), Waitress! (Waitress)
Waitress! (Waitress), Waitress!
Waitress, into your hands
I give you no tip
Waitress, into your your hands
I don't like this restaurant
Bad chef in this restaurant
Large rats in this restaurant
Bad service, this restaurant, oh

Lunch is my usual way to get by
I cry 'cause I wanted toasted white
But this sandwich, the bread was rye
I cry 'cause the chef deserves to die

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pop_is_crap | 22-08-2003 09:39

lol well done dek

blinkbelle | 22-08-2003 13:04

woo-yay!!!
well done
tis v gud
alexis
xxx
ps. ne1 heard the cover of chop suey by avril? it really sux! she duznt even know all the words!

the_locust | 22-08-2003 13:06

Lol, well done Dekar

Shira88 | 22-08-2003 13:08

Lol, Matty, good work ! It's very funny !

Stanley | 22-08-2003 14:39

very well done matt... and ive atempted some of my own, but i gave up shortly after i started cuz its too hard

little_girl | 22-08-2003 15:00

great parody, as usual matt

but now I'm hungry...

andro | 22-08-2003 15:01

Good one Dek

Red_Ant | 23-08-2003 20:18

lol, dude! all i can say is....wow

_and_ | 27-08-2003 10:46

Genius, pure genius.

soadrs | 28-08-2003 07:18

rofl gooood

Cazper | 29-08-2003 00:17

Lovin that, well done Dekar!!!

) rock on )

singingsweetie | 29-08-2003 00:18

haha i thought _and_ said "penis pure penis" *smacks forehead to rid bad thoughts* *slaps wrist* bad mariah

ibpurple999 | 29-08-2003 00:37

I love the song and I love the parody even more! Great job and way to be a trooper- I'm glad you took some time to rewrite it. It was definitely worth your time.

-Kimberly

SarShalom | 29-08-2003 00:41

cool

DeadKitten | 02-09-2003 05:50

i dont like it that much

QUPNCY | 02-09-2003 05:53

hehe dek ya cutie, thats really cleve... top job

QUPNCY | 02-09-2003 05:53

clever even...lol sorry

Dream27 | 02-09-2003 05:55

lol, Once again... hahaha! nice job dude!

_Tainted_Angel_ | 02-09-2003 19:37

Wicked! That's like the best take off of that song i've ever read and it's very funny and very clever good work!

Nana_punkrock | 02-09-2003 22:12

Very gooood!!
I missed ur parodies

mar182 | 09-09-2003 02:08

haha that was good!!

loserofthemonf1 | 27-09-2003 00:21

lol, thats great shit, that is.

Winslow | 03-10-2003 21:10

I have tears in my eyes from reading that!

Not sad tears, because I'm a die-hard System fan and it upset me to see one of their songs parodied...but because it's a really funny parody!

Whatever you're on, Dekar, I want some.

Two Justin Hawkins-style thumbs up.

Winslow

NightShade | 03-10-2003 21:17

I actually laughed in real life at that one, seriously funny stuff.

Eleanore | 12-10-2003 03:09

first off, I love that song, and I have been wating to hear a parody of it. This parody friggin kicks @$$!!!!

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