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Dekar's Parodies #15: Shania Twain

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Dekar | 02-08-2003 06:03
This is a parody of Shania Twain's "Up!"
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I'm 'bout as sick as you can be
My friggin' stomach's killin' me
The drinks just keep comin' my way
I've been chuggin' beer all day
Vomit's comin' easily

Because my tummy's feelin' weird
I wish that I could grow a beard
Then I could catch most of my mess
Not spill it on my dress
I just need a bucket here

Up, up, up
I'm gonna throw up right here
Up, up, it spills into my brassiere
Up, up, I'm gonna throw up right here

Even somethin' as simple as
The smell of someone passin' gas
My heaves are sometimes very dry
I'm so sick that I could cry
I just threw up on the grass

Up, up, up
I'm gonna throw up right here
Up, up, it spills into my brassiere
Up, up, I'm gonna throw up right here

I'm lookin' at it on the lawn
The colour of it's just plain wrong
It's purple, yellow, orange, and brown
Food refuses to stay down
I keep barfing on and on

The puke's as much as it could be
It's nasty, thick, and it's on me
It's all over my clean floor
Oh I'm going to wretch some more
Would you hold my hair up please

Up, up, up
I'm gonna throw up right here
Up, up, it spills into my brassiere
Up, up, I'm gonna throw up right here
Up, up, up
I'm throwin' up
I'm throwin' up
I'm throwin' up
21 comments
YubaCityCutie
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YubaCityCutie | 02-08-2003 06:04
I havent heard the real song....but thats perty funny!
Sisqo
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Sisqo | 02-08-2003 06:06
*claps*
Another classic!
anoobis
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anoobis | 02-08-2003 06:08
omg dekar...i need to slap u for this one

u owe me two unbroken ribs
Sisqo
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Sisqo | 02-08-2003 06:22
lol
Just_Jamie
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Just_Jamie | 02-08-2003 06:40
Very nice, Dekar dear; just like all your others.
Burning
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Burning | 02-08-2003 23:11
::falls off chair laughing::

oh man, WINNER!!
Burning
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Burning | 04-08-2003 22:22
DEKAR! Get your ass in here and say thank you, man!
Dekar
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Dekar | 04-08-2003 22:28
Okay, okay! Thanks for the nice comments, everyone!

This is really why I write them. Not for the pure fun of writing them (that's a side benefit). I want people to enjoy these things, and if for only a few seconds in their lifetime, have a bout with laughter. I appreciate everything that everyone says here, and the more people make it apparent that they enjoy my work, the more likely I am to continue writing them.

And since I'm always working on them whether I'm writing them or just at school and thinking of them while not paying attention, I am currently in the process of making 4 more. Look for them in the weeks to come!
mar182
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mar182 | 04-08-2003 23:37
haha i like it more than the real song! good job.
Fluffy_Duck
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Fluffy_Duck | 05-08-2003 00:08
A good 10/10 Keep em comin!
happygymnast
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happygymnast | 05-08-2003 00:25
man! i loved that one! good job dek!
evee
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evee | 05-08-2003 00:36
you should of warned me not to read that after i've just finished eating...*thanx alot*
MichsAHS
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MichsAHS | 09-08-2003 14:46
Oh wow...Have to catch my breath on this one!
Shira88
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Shira88 | 09-08-2003 14:49
Lol, Dekar !! That was so so so funny !!! I loved it !!!
Stanley
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Stanley | 09-08-2003 14:50
once again matt, grade A work my friend
ViSioN
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ViSioN | 09-08-2003 14:50
Matt, you're brilliant.
Masterful_Ally
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Masterful_Ally | 09-08-2003 14:53
Nice one matty
xpierre_fanx
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xpierre_fanx | 09-08-2003 23:46
I never heard the song but it sounds funny lol
Val
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Val | 11-08-2003 08:49
*muttering under her breath* I'm never gonna catch up...



N-E-ways, great job! i think besides the wonderland parody, this is my fave!
funkyangel2609
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funkyangel2609 | 11-09-2003 19:13
u r sad
nonya
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nonya | 28-07-2005 23:53
EWWWWWW sick, yuck, disgusting, grotesque,verry funny
that was gross but still verry funny ... I love your parodys lol
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