Dekar's Parodies #13: Coldplay

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Dekar | 24-06-2003 21:27

This is a parody of Coldplay's "Trouble" called "Bubble".
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Oh no, I see
Some brownish bubbles from underneath of me
And I flatulated
The thought of all the smelly things I've did

Oh no, what's this?
A smelly fart, and I'm caught in the bathtub
So I pinched my nose
To block out the smelly thing I'd done

I never meant to blow a bubble
I never meant to poop alone
I, well if I ever blew a bubble
Oh no, I never meant to make that sound

Oh no, I see
A smelly fart and it's me who really did it
So I choke and gag
On the smell of what I'd done in the bathtub

Holding my breath, I never meant to blow a bubble
I never meant to smell this way
Ah, well if I ever blow a bubble
Run, run, just go and run away

They sprayed the air for me
They sprayed the air for me
They sprayed the air for me

6 comments

Stanley | 24-06-2003 21:44

you know dek, its parody's like this one that make me hope you never die so you can keep coming up with new ones that are funny..

Dekar | 24-06-2003 22:23

When I get about 20 done, I'll learn how to play the accordion, make a CD, and call myself Weird Matt. Not that no one already does.

Stanley | 24-06-2003 23:11

teehee, oh matt, your so silly

shadys_baby | 25-06-2003 21:34

hahaha

SPLIFFMAN | 25-06-2003 21:36

credit where it's due ... good parody

Val | 26-06-2003 06:28

lol! i was talking about your cd on #12! truthfully, i'd help you make it big any way i could! people need laughs, especially now!

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