Dekar's Parodies #12: Nirvana

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Dekar | 24-06-2003 03:37

This is a parody of Nirvana's "Come As You Are" called "Hit By a Car".
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Hit by a car, you hit me
In the middle of the street
Hit and run, hit and run
He drove away from me
Hey you ass, listen up
Subpeona's yours, don't be late
Go to court, for hit and run
I'm in the hospitalia
Hospitalia
Hospitalia
Hospitalia

I'm doused in blood, in the street
Since your brakes barely screeched
You didn't try to stop at all
I'm in the hospitalia
Hospitalia
Hospitalia
Hospitalia

And in jail I know you won't have much fun
Those big guys want your bum
You'll be on the run

Hospitalia, hospitalia, hospitalia, hospitalia
And you won't have much fun

And in jail I know you won't have much fun
No, you won't have much fun
You'll get raped in the bum
From guys named Bubba you'll run
No, you won't have much fun
Hospitalia
Hospitalia

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Stanley | 24-06-2003 03:50

your unique blend of creativity and genius leave me speachless dek

scottie_88 | 24-06-2003 05:16

LOL, i thought that was sooo funny

ha ha ha

the_locust | 24-06-2003 15:32

lol

shadys_baby | 25-06-2003 21:34

haha

Val | 26-06-2003 06:26

cool! if you come out with a cd, don't forget me! i'll pay double!

Dream27 | 26-06-2003 06:32

*tear* beautiful! lol. keep it up!

SuNsHiniN | 27-06-2003 01:57

that really did make me laugh out loud

Mercedes | 27-06-2003 01:59

lol. that IS really good.

Mercedes | 27-06-2003 02:00

bubba. heh heh

shadys_baby | 27-06-2003 05:12

hehe: "Dekar...the next Weird Al" hehe i like it

orpheus_myth | 09-08-2003 17:54

I realize that I love parodies. This one is good too. So funny, in fact the part od the brakes screetching, I was laughing like an idiot in that part.
Bubba hehe.

xRoxyx | 15-08-2003 15:08

Dekar u r truly a legend!

Groovejet | 15-08-2003 15:20

hospitalia.. did you make this word up?

KuRt1967_1994 | 25-10-2003 05:38

that was amusing...at least you didn't make fun of kurt like some stupid loser that can't write his own songs...i'm ok now

laterz

kurt is MY god

Winslow | 30-10-2003 23:51

I was really skeptical reading this because I'd just written a big pro-Nirvana post, but that was BRILLIANT! I really liked that! And nice nod to Deliverance, Dekar!

Winslow

Dekar | 31-10-2003 00:16

I've never understood why so many people seem to think that a parody is supposed to be an insult to the artist. It's just a new song, that's all.

death_brawl_man | 02-03-2004 20:00

Dekar, i do remakes everyday at my school, i know no one likes them all that junk but some stuff you should know, one, don't do remakes of nirvana because i know a die hard fan of nirvana and he says if you do song remakes about suicide, and it's a nirvana songs, not many fans will like that, so i will keep my version of come as you are, but, dekar the number 1 rule to doing song remakes are MAKE SURE THEY SOUND LIKE THE SONG! because i know the song come as you are and that doesn't fit to the rythem to come as you are, so i am not saying your rubbish or anything like that, i am just doing a few pointers about how to do it, just keep it in mind in the future!

rawkerNoNagal | 02-03-2004 20:20

yea good idea, critisize dekar

JenniGirly | 02-03-2004 20:23

yeah, because i'll e-kick your e-ass

the_Apocalypse | 02-03-2004 20:24

oh oh, can i e-watch that?

*makes some e-popcorn*

JenniGirly | 02-03-2004 20:25

yes you may

KittenYAY1 | 28-04-2004 12:21

lol

ForeverFalling | 28-04-2004 12:22

hahaha

hey this is old i read it AGES ago
o well go u

dismissed | 28-04-2004 12:25

l0o0oOol Dekar!

Dekar | 28-04-2004 12:25

Actually, all my parodies DO fit the song rhythms. You just have to sing them differently. Ever noticed how some people sing songs at a one-syllable-per-beat pace, and then you have people like Alanis Morrisette who cram in 5 paragraphs per beat? It's just a matter of quickening or lengthening a word or two, here and there. Otherwise, THEY'RE PERFECT! MWAH HAH HAH!

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