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Dream27 | 23-04-2003 02:13

Oh My goodness
I cannot believe this
Did you see that man?
On My god
She brought a tong on to the beach!?
Baby with all the celulitis going on down there
You need to wear a beach blanket...
Not a beach towel okay

Oh that gut gone scandalous
you know that girl can handle it
eating that twinky like a big O witch
with a look in her eyes like she wants a fried fish
she likes to eat at the buffet spot
She will eat everything
Even crumbs and drops
Macaroni and Cheese
She eat the whole pack
she was eating Chalupas loca

She ate chicken by the truck (truck, truck)
Ham like wha' (wha', wha')
Baby tuck your gut (gut, gut)

I think I'll sing it again1

She ate chicken by the truck (truck, truck)
Ham like wha' (wha', wha')
All night long
You'll never fit that thong!

Oh Baby!

Look at that fat ass go flab, flab, flab, flab, flab
I hate it when your gut goes flatab, flatab
I hate it when you flab goes flatab, flatab

I think you need to do some sit ups
'Cus that thing sure don't fit you mami
Oh my goodness loco
It's to big
baby crack heals okay
I see you later mami
Ay dios mio!
Please baby take that off!
Okay nos bemos

so what do you people think? i heard the song a while ago and i might have oneor two errors in there but the rest is okay.

7 comments

cowluva | 23-04-2003 02:15

that's great!!! Jimmy fallon made a song called "Don't wear that Thong" it's pretty fooney too.

Dream27 | 23-04-2003 23:25

really? lol kewl!

punk_rok_potato | 03-07-2003 13:34

I've heard it before. Doesn't like a Mexican sing it or somthing?

Dream27 | 03-07-2003 18:43

yes

Dekar | 03-07-2003 20:43

Haha! That's great.

mar182 | 04-07-2003 02:03

hahaha i love it, i wish i could write parodies

Dream27 | 04-07-2003 02:12

It's not hard to write parodys. Just take a look at Dekar. he has a bunch and they are all good

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