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lonewolfatheist | 26-02-2005 11:50

I've had this in my head for years:

I believe I am high
I believe I'm gonna die
I think about it every night and day
Smoke some cracj and pass away

I believe I can smoke
See me chokin right up my throat
I believe I am high

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Curt3210 | 22-04-2006 00:07

heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is

Curt3210 | 22-04-2006 00:07

heres one i use to sing im not really sure if its right but mostly it is

i believe i could fly i got shot by the FBI my mom hit my with a frying pan so i hit her back with a garbage can i believe i can sooorre i just ran right into the dooor ohh i believe i can fly..

bja77 | 22-04-2006 03:58

wow. my friend jonah sings this song every day at school!

Mad_Mak_99 | 22-04-2006 16:35

I belive I can Fly
Gettin shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a bag of chips
Instead I got blown to bits
I belive I can soar
Hit ma head off an open door
Thats how I wanna die
Not some lame old poisned pie

Curt3210 | 24-04-2006 09:22

Thats funny thats better than mine

Mad_Mak_99 | 25-04-2006 19:59

naturaly

ice_white_tiger | 25-04-2006 20:02

I believe I can fly
I got caught by the FBI
All I wanted was a bag of chips
Then they shot my dangly bits...

bubblygeo2 | 20-10-2007 08:57

i believe i can fly
i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a bag of chips instead i got shot in the private bits and then ... something else

or i believe i can fly
i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a chicken wing instead i got shot in the dingiling lol

hottr_thn_ur_bf | 12-12-2007 04:14

I believe I am high
I am wanted by the FBI
for selling drugs evry night and day
And i just can't get away
I belive I'ma whore
I see me humpin on the bathroom floor
I believe I am high.

lolcopter | 13-03-2008 02:16

BEST VERSION! lawlalwlawl

i got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was some chicken wingsss
watermelon and colevgreens

Mr_Pie_Guy_69 | 13-03-2008 19:23

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
All i wanted was a chicken wing
But they shot me in the ding-a-ling

I heard that one years ago in elementary school

Black_Rosette | 30-08-2008 01:46

Me and my friend made up a parody to that song when we were lyk 10. well some of it is made up, other parts are unoriginal.

i believe i can fly
i got shot down by the FBI
my momma hit me with a frenchie-fry
(frenchy-fry, frenchie fry-yy)

i believe i can buy
a '64 convertible 2-oo

this dang thing won't to me
not compatible with humanity! [that's an inside joke]

i belieeeeeve i cannnnnn Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(spoken) and don't forget buy!

remember we were rele bored and only 10 when we made this!

KoojiTye | 25-04-2010 04:43

my friend wrote :

i believe i will die,
i believe i will fall and die,
i will fall from the school roof,
and then drop to the school field

i believe i am dead,
i've been stabbed in the god damned eye,
i fell in to a pool of blood,
i drank some and tasted blood

i believe i can fly,
'cause of that i commit suicide.
while i fall i saw that i have wings,
but before i flap i dropped and became squished.

'cause of that, i am dead,
i know so 'cause i saw a ghost.
i saw him on the news,
they said he's already dead,

i know that its the end.....

origamiImani | 10-07-2010 23:58

I believe i can fly
i got shot by the fbi
i asked for a cinimin bun
but they killed me it was so random

After that I was dead
I got shot 5 times in my head
and then when i didn't survive
my son poked me in the eye

ilyxoxo13 | 15-08-2010 11:58

hey i know one that is kind of like some of the ones already posted, it's goes...
I believe I can fly
But I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
But I got shot in the ding-a-ling
So they rushed me to the hospital
And started feeling around my 'popsicle'
Then they said I needed surgery
And it would hurt when I pee
By now I was freaking out
So I jumped through the window to kill myself
Now I can hear the Angels sing
And they gave me a chicken wing!
LOL! I love that version

ilyxoxo13 | 15-08-2010 12:00

And I think there's another version that says something about 'white pee' and the doctor being a cannibal, too, I can't really remember it that well, so that's why I didn't post it

Maurader567 | 04-09-2010 07:51

This is a not so good one that i did in about an hour
dont blame me if you dont like it

I used to think that life was crap
So I always wore a black cap
And now I still kinda think the same
But now I think that life is lame

If I can see then I can drop it
If I just believe that there's nothing to it

I believe I can fall
I believe I can touch the floor
I think about it every now and then
Then one day I fell into a lion's den
I believe I can drop
I see me running off the top of a shop
I believe I can fall
I believe I can fall
I believe I can fall

See I was on the verve of suicide
And I believed boredom was worldwide
And since I believed I could fall
I jumped off the side of the Great Wall

If I can see then I can drop it
If I just believe that there's nothing to it

Bucephalus | 04-09-2010 08:32

Terrible is not nearly strong enough to describe the parody posted by Maurader

NEKSHNAPPA | 07-05-2013 15:15

I believe I can fly
Got shot down by the FBI
All i wanted was a baga chips
But they shot me in my floppy bits
Got sent to the hospital
All they gave me was a Popsicle
I believe I can fly

That's what I heard anyway

nzgamer41 | 13-12-2013 00:11

I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken chips
So they shot my t*ts to bits.

Captain_Keeta | 13-12-2013 00:45

Wow that was clever!

Wolfiecat2016 | 22-12-2015 18:54

Lol I love all of these
Here's mine

"I believe I can fly!"
"Then I got shot by the FBI"
"All I wanted was a chicken wing"
"So I flew to Burger King"
(Next verse)
"Now I'm at Burger King"
"I ordered a chicken wing"
"But they told me they were out"
"So I started to stomp and pout"
(Next verse)
"I'm still at Burger King"
"They told me a horrible thing"
"I'm not getting my chicken wing!"
"That is the horrible thing!"
(Next verse coming soon)

kdub91 | 02-08-2016 21:57

I believe I can Fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted some chicken wings
Instead I got some collard greens

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