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lonewolfatheist
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I've had this in my head for years:

I believe I am high
I believe I'm gonna die
I think about it every night and day
Smoke some cracj and pass away

I believe I can smoke
See me chokin right up my throat
I believe I am high
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JustxMe
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JustxMe | 11:54
this is much better than my ' I believe i'm in love ' version! It would be really funny if you do the whole song.
lonewolfatheist
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* offtopic :
oops, that should be "crack"
MisterKing
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MisterKing | 15:43
once a friend told me that there was a parody to that song that said something like:

I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger Kind

that's all I remember... yours is funny!
BabyLala
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BabyLala | 20:14
haha that's funny

05_eric_05
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05_eric_05 | 20:34
a friend taught me this version:

I believe i can die
I got shot by the FBI
and all i wanted was a chicken wing
from Mcdonalds or Burgerking
I had to go to the hospital
but all they gave me was a popsicle
I believe I can die

...or something like that
ickle_jitta
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ickle_jitta | 20:44
I thought you ment the R Kelly song for a minute there lol!!
Bex4Benj
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Bex4Benj | 20:48
Lol yeh I heard an FBI version too.. It went somin like:

I believe I can fly
I've been shot down by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
2.99 from Burger King

Yeah, that's all.
kazimoto
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kazimoto | 02:35
hey lonewolf u should make the
"I believe im gonna die"
into
"I belive ima die"
'It would sound better when saying it
proud2fly
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proud2fly | 02:42
I heard:

I belive I can fly
Till I got shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a chicken wing
then they shot me in the dingaling

I was in an ambulence
took me to the hospitall
they were doin sergury
on my popsicle
kerplunk010
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kerplunk010 | 17:30
a lot of good rhymes dere people
jamesey
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jamesey | 18:12
lmao
DannyB
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DannyB | 18:15
I believe I can pea
All I need is a toliet roll
I just leaked a bit
Getting it caught in the zip again
Dammit I'll never do it again
KandyCane
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KandyCane | 20:25
I Believe i can fly
Got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some Chicken Rings
Got shot in my ding-a-ling

I believe i can soar
Got me running through that open door

I cant remember anymore
4everaDude
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4everaDude | 19:08
Here is a version of "I believe I can Fly."

I believe she's a guy
I saw something inbetween her thighs
She's coming over to talk to me
Oh no, gotta go
Cause i believe she's a guy

Something like that lol
Chrisrocks53
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Chrisrocks53 | 02:50
well mine goes

I believe i can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a packet of chips
Instead they blew my brain to bits

I belive i can soar
But they shot me because i was poor
pudderpuddy
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pudderpuddy | 03:04
all of these are funny
jdgurl14322
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jdgurl14322 | 06:23
LOL!!
I heard
I believe I am high
I believe I can touch the sky
smoke a blunt
every night and day
spread my wing and fuck away
I believe I am stone
see me run right into the dooooooor
I believe I am high
I believe I am high
BlackRia
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BlackRia | 09:53
There's 1 thread that has loads of these.
It's in the Misheard lyrics sections and it's "I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone
Meninaelen
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Meninaelen | 15:19
Really good guys. I'm not english-speaking but I find your versions really funny (of wat i've understood). Do it again it's really perfect
xoparisxo617
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xoparisxo617 | 15:50
That was the best "I Believe I Can Fly" parody I've ever read....
paynie
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paynie | 15:30
yeah these are all great!

lovin thm all
IASD
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IASD | 01:11
I learned it like this:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From the nearest burger king
I got run over by the Ice cream man
Everyone knows he's a crazy man
All I wanted was a popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
When I got home I got Barney
But I needed more
So shot him with my fourty-four
djdebster
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djdebster | 20:15
MY version is this

i believe i can die
as i just got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was a chicken leg
but they even made me beg
i believe ill never be able 2 walk again
as my legs have been sht by the fbi
i think about it all night and day as the pain wont go away
someday ill shot the fbi and than ill get away
i believe i can die right across that damn open sky
but i keep asking myself why
i didnt get me chicken leg.
BecciDonnelly
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I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a bag of chips,
And then they shot me in the private bits,
I believed I could soar,
But now really not very sure,
I believe I can fly,
You can hear it from my laboured sigh,
That the end of the world is nigh...

Weird.
spatula
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spatula | 18:57
HMM HERS A SEAL VERSION

I believe In a pie,
but they ar up and near the sky,
All I wanted was to go to the surface,
but then i thought i would give it a miss,
I believed In a apple core,
and then one fell into the water,
I believe In a pie, again!
then one fell in and began tosmell like a pig sty,

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