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JustxMe | 26-02-2005 11:54
this is much better than my ' I believe i'm in love ' version! It would be really funny if you do the whole song.
lonewolfatheist | 26-02-2005 11:56
* offtopic :
oops, that should be "crack"
oops, that should be "crack"
MisterKing | 26-02-2005 15:43
once a friend told me that there was a parody to that song that said something like:
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger Kind
that's all I remember... yours is funny!
I believe I can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And some fries from Burger Kind
that's all I remember... yours is funny!
BabyLala | 26-02-2005 20:14
haha that's funny
05_eric_05 | 28-02-2005 20:34
a friend taught me this version:
I believe i can die
I got shot by the FBI
and all i wanted was a chicken wing
from Mcdonalds or Burgerking
I had to go to the hospital
but all they gave me was a popsicle
I believe I can die
...or something like that
I believe i can die
I got shot by the FBI
and all i wanted was a chicken wing
from Mcdonalds or Burgerking
I had to go to the hospital
but all they gave me was a popsicle
I believe I can die
...or something like that
ickle_jitta | 28-02-2005 20:44
I thought you ment the R Kelly song for a minute there lol!!
Bex4Benj | 28-02-2005 20:48
Lol yeh I heard an FBI version too.. It went somin like:
I believe I can fly
I've been shot down by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
2.99 from Burger King
Yeah, that's all.
I believe I can fly
I've been shot down by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
2.99 from Burger King
Yeah, that's all.
kazimoto | 01-03-2005 02:35
hey lonewolf u should make the
"I believe im gonna die"
into
"I belive ima die"
'It would sound better when saying it
"I believe im gonna die"
into
"I belive ima die"
'It would sound better when saying it
proud2fly | 01-03-2005 02:42
I heard:
I belive I can fly
Till I got shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a chicken wing
then they shot me in the dingaling
I was in an ambulence
took me to the hospitall
they were doin sergury
on my popsicle
I belive I can fly
Till I got shot by the FBI
all I wanted was a chicken wing
then they shot me in the dingaling
I was in an ambulence
took me to the hospitall
they were doin sergury
on my popsicle
kerplunk010 | 17-05-2005 17:30
a lot of good rhymes dere people
jamesey | 17-05-2005 18:12
lmao
DannyB | 17-05-2005 18:15
I believe I can pea
All I need is a toliet roll
I just leaked a bit
Getting it caught in the zip again
Dammit I'll never do it again
All I need is a toliet roll
I just leaked a bit
Getting it caught in the zip again
Dammit I'll never do it again
KandyCane | 04-06-2005 20:25
I Believe i can fly
Got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some Chicken Rings
Got shot in my ding-a-ling
I believe i can soar
Got me running through that open door
I cant remember anymore
Got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some Chicken Rings
Got shot in my ding-a-ling
I believe i can soar
Got me running through that open door
I cant remember anymore
4everaDude | 09-06-2005 19:08
Here is a version of "I believe I can Fly."
I believe she's a guy
I saw something inbetween her thighs
She's coming over to talk to me
Oh no, gotta go
Cause i believe she's a guy
Something like that lol
I believe she's a guy
I saw something inbetween her thighs
She's coming over to talk to me
Oh no, gotta go
Cause i believe she's a guy
Something like that lol
Chrisrocks53 | 10-06-2005 02:50
well mine goes
I believe i can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a packet of chips
Instead they blew my brain to bits
I belive i can soar
But they shot me because i was poor
I believe i can fly
I got shot by the FBI
All i wanted was a packet of chips
Instead they blew my brain to bits
I belive i can soar
But they shot me because i was poor
pudderpuddy | 10-06-2005 03:04
all of these are funny
jdgurl14322 | 11-06-2005 06:23
LOL!!
I heard
I believe I am high
I believe I can touch the sky
smoke a blunt
every night and day
spread my wing and fuck away
I believe I am stone
see me run right into the dooooooor
I believe I am high
I believe I am high
I heard
I believe I am high
I believe I can touch the sky
smoke a blunt
every night and day
spread my wing and fuck away
I believe I am stone
see me run right into the dooooooor
I believe I am high
I believe I am high
BlackRia | 13-08-2005 09:53
There's 1 thread that has loads of these.
It's in the Misheard lyrics sections and it's "I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone
It's in the Misheard lyrics sections and it's "I believe I can fly"- by eh, someone
Meninaelen | 14-08-2005 15:19
Really good guys. I'm not english-speaking but I find your versions really funny (of wat i've understood). Do it again it's really perfect
xoparisxo617 | 15-08-2005 15:50
That was the best "I Believe I Can Fly" parody I've ever read....
paynie | 04-10-2005 15:30
yeah these are all great!
lovin thm all
lovin thm all
IASD | 06-10-2005 01:11
I learned it like this:
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From the nearest burger king
I got run over by the Ice cream man
Everyone knows he's a crazy man
All I wanted was a popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
When I got home I got Barney
But I needed more
So shot him with my fourty-four
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From the nearest burger king
I got run over by the Ice cream man
Everyone knows he's a crazy man
All I wanted was a popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
When I got home I got Barney
But I needed more
So shot him with my fourty-four
djdebster | 13-10-2005 20:15
MY version is this
i believe i can die
as i just got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was a chicken leg
but they even made me beg
i believe ill never be able 2 walk again
as my legs have been sht by the fbi
i think about it all night and day as the pain wont go away
someday ill shot the fbi and than ill get away
i believe i can die right across that damn open sky
but i keep asking myself why
i didnt get me chicken leg.
i believe i can die
as i just got shot by the fbi
all i wanted was a chicken leg
but they even made me beg
i believe ill never be able 2 walk again
as my legs have been sht by the fbi
i think about it all night and day as the pain wont go away
someday ill shot the fbi and than ill get away
i believe i can die right across that damn open sky
but i keep asking myself why
i didnt get me chicken leg.
BecciDonnelly | 13-10-2005 20:33
I believe I can fly,
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a bag of chips,
And then they shot me in the private bits,
I believed I could soar,
But now really not very sure,
I believe I can fly,
You can hear it from my laboured sigh,
That the end of the world is nigh...
Weird.
I got shot by the FBI,
All I wanted was a bag of chips,
And then they shot me in the private bits,
I believed I could soar,
But now really not very sure,
I believe I can fly,
You can hear it from my laboured sigh,
That the end of the world is nigh...
Weird.
spatula | 11-01-2006 18:57
HMM HERS A SEAL VERSION
I believe In a pie,
but they ar up and near the sky,
All I wanted was to go to the surface,
but then i thought i would give it a miss,
I believed In a apple core,
and then one fell into the water,
I believe In a pie, again!
then one fell in and began tosmell like a pig sty,
or or or
I believe In a pie,
but they ar up and near the sky,
All I wanted was to go to the surface,
but then i thought i would give it a miss,
I believed In a apple core,
and then one fell into the water,
I believe In a pie, again!
then one fell in and began tosmell like a pig sty,
or or or
guest
Read more:
I believe I am high
I believe I'm gonna die
I think about it every night and day
Smoke some cracj and pass away
I believe I can smoke
See me chokin right up my throat
I believe I am high