dict8r boy (another avril lavigne parody!)

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Ella | 21-04-2003 10:21

He was a boy
Against the whole world
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He was a rebel
He didn't obey
What more can I say?

He wanted power
All wasn't well
Secretly he plotted to rebel
But some of the world
Americans, Australians and Poms
They had a problem with his hidden bombs

He was a dict8r boi
They said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for them
They said he's a threat
'cause he wouldn't be their pet
They put him in power, now he won't listen!

12 years it's been
since the war in '91
After giving back Kuwait
he's all alone,
You turn on the tv
Guess what you'll see,
America rocking the Iraqis!
They know he's wrong
That's the point of this war
It's got nothing to do
With the oil we think should be ours

He was a dict8r boi
They said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for them
Now he's on the run
Of the wanted, he's number one
Do his people see what that's worth?

Sorry Iraq but you missed out,
We had to kill your people to get him out
We are more than just good friends,
That country's ours in then end
Too bad that you couldn't see,
What it was we really wanted Iraq to be
There is more than meets the eye
We want the oil that's inside.

He's just a boy,
We're a superpower
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in Iraq
Haven't you heard?
How we bombed their entire world,

He's just a boy,
We're a superpower
Can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in Iraq
Haven't you heard?
How we bombed their entire world,

Where's the dict8r boi?
We said see you later boy
Now we don't know if he's died
Or where he is if he's still alive
It's our own stupidity
But we'll take it out on Syria!
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what you think? hehe I have altogether waaaay too much time on my hands!

3 comments

ddmmh | 23-04-2003 05:30

hahahah that was sick man good shit

Groovejet | 23-04-2003 11:42

Wow, Ella, what did Saddam ever do to you?!

Ella | 23-04-2003 12:41

thanks ddmmh

Groovejet- it's more making fun of George Dubya and co. That's what I meant when I said "We are more than just good friends, that country's ours in then end. Too bad that you couldn't see what it was we really wanted Iraq to be. There is more than meets the eye, we want the oil that's inside. "

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