Britney Spears Parody

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Val | 21-04-2003 02:09

I'm the one you talk to when your life is in a blur.
I'll help you make the right choice when your parents leave this world.
Do you know how much it costs to put your 'rents to rest?
I'm not gonna scam you, I just do what I do best.

Did your mother say she wanted to donat her brain?
well, grab the organs that you want before i close her up again.
how about freezing dad and storing him inside this vault?
If future scientists can't help him, hey it's not my fault!

Dig it dig it, Dig it dig it, oh
Dig it dig it, Dig it dig it, whoa
Dig it dig it, Dig it dig it, *sound of shovels digging*

I've a grave 4 u
no I won't hide it, ya'll can stand beside it
I've a grave 4 u,
yeah I'll bill it, after I go fill it.

Lady, don't you wanna, try the casket?
One day will be your turn.
Hey sir, don't you wanna, burn your daddy
and put his ashes in this urn?

ok, ok i know some of it doesn't flow too well, but hey, it's supposed to be fun! you can't tell me i had fun wrong!!!

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Dream27 | 25-04-2003 05:54

okay I'm not a big fan of britney and yet I dont hate her, but if that was her in the casket haha)! OH NO.... that's mean. opps sorry. I don't think I ment to say that or did I? hehehe, good job Val.

-Rose

Dekar | 25-04-2003 10:38

I like it! The song flows perfectly with the song, I think. I even sang it to myself. lol But the lyrics...yikes. How morbid!

little_girl | 25-04-2003 17:14

I like...very original

ice_white_tiger | 26-04-2003 12:23

Thats cool.

Way2go
Idaho!

Willywakit | 27-04-2003 02:02

hey Val...(my name is Val, too!!)
anywho, VERY nice...i like the alterations....great job!! A-flowerin'+...(A+)
latez
v willywakit

tikababe | 29-04-2003 12:23

)great parody val!! LOVE IT!...god i hate Britney Spears!! u made my day...lol

tikababe

thechiz7 | 03-05-2003 06:03

haha thats awful..but tres funny

punk_rok_potato | 11-06-2003 00:20

It was VERY funny. I didn't even know what song it went to but it was funny.

shadys_baby | 26-06-2003 05:32

hahaha i think it was that song slave or somethin

shadys_baby | 26-06-2003 05:33

about britney: look at the new barbie! its plastic britney!

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