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happygymnast | 19-04-2003 02:47

It has some parts to the original, but i think that's ok. It's to "skater Boi" by Avril.

Quidditch Boi
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He played Quidditch, she studied hard,
What more can I say?
He wanted her, she'd never tell,
But secretly she wanted him as well
All of her friends,stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his Quidditch robes

He was a Quidditch boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but
Her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth

5 years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby she's all alone
She turns on TV, guess who she sees
Quidditch boy rocking up QTV
She owled her friends, they saw all his fame,
They've all got tickets to see his game
She tags along, sits in the stands,
Staring up at the boy that she turned down

He was a Quidditch boy
She said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
Now he's a Quidditch star,
Flying so high and far,
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how this story ends
too bad you couldn't see
See the player that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
I see the player that's inside

He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love, haven't you heard
how we rock each others world?

I'm with the Quidditch boy,
I said see ya later boy,
I'll be on the field after the game
He'll be at the studio,
signing this song he wrote
About a girl he used to know.

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ice_white_tiger | 21-04-2003 13:37

it's ok...

but it HAS got too much of the original in it.

Is that about Hermione & Harry, by any chance?

happygymnast | 22-04-2003 21:42

yeah

xOmGiTzVaLx | 23-04-2003 02:25

Good Job! I love Harry Potter stuff, and just reread the fourth book for the millionth time, so this was something I really liked. But I must say, like ice_white_tiger pointed out, it does have too much of the original in it. Later on in the song there is less of the original, which I do like a lot. I wrote a parody to that too, only it isn't about Harry Potter.. it's called Fruity Boy. I posted it on one of these parody boards.. see if you can find it! LOL anyways good job

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