The Commander in Chief's Song

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wofwd123 | 31-03-2017 20:18

I am the very model of a modern US President,
I want to stop the Mexicans and Muslims being resident.
I know all of the loopholes and a lot of ways to pay no tax,
And half of all my cabinet, have all been hired from Goldman Sachs.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters constitutional,
Misogyny and racism, I've made both institutional
To fight the liberal media and all their ways of faking news,
I've many cheerful alt-facts 'bout the benefits of fossil fuels.

(All)
He's many cheerful alt-facts 'bout the benefits of fossil fuels.
He's many cheerful alt-facts 'bout the benefits of fossil fuels.
He's many cheerful alt-facts 'bout the benefits of fossil fossil fuels.

I'm very good at speaking and I have a great vocab'lary.
I know a lot of words, I have the best words we can all agree.
In short in matters legislative, it's quite clearly evident,
I am the very model of a modern US President.

(All)
In short in matters legislative, it's quite clearly evident,
he is the very model of a modern US President.

I always know what's going on, I get all of my news from Fox,
When I retire to bed at night, my hair's stored in a golden box.
When criticizing what I do and they lambast and pillory,
I just remind them all of all the crimes of crooked Hillary.
I've universal knowledge, on all subjects I pontificate,
From all of those dead voters, to Obama's birth certificate.
I know a lot of beauty tips, from hair dying to tanning booths,
And everything I tell you has been certified Steve Bannon truths.

(All)
And everything he tells you has been certified Steve Bannon truths.
And everything he tells you has been certified Steve Bannon truths.
And everything he tells you has been certified Steve Bannon Bannon truths.

Then I can make a pipeline that will desecrate the tribal land,
And sign off all the orders with a flourish of my tiny hand.
In short in matters legislative, it's quite clearly evident,
I am the very model of a modern US President.

(All)
In short in matters legislative, it's quite clearly evident,
he is the very model of a modern US President.

In fact when I know what is meant by due process and probity,
When my behaviour's thought less scandalous than that of Grover C.
When diplomatic pitfalls and surprises I'm more wary at,
And take a real interest in the poor and proletariat.
When I can quote the Bill of Rights and not just The Art of the Deal,
When I can pass a woman without wanting just to cop a feel.
In short, when I've a smattering of political strategy,
You'll still say that a President has ne'er been such a travesty.

(All)
You'll still say that a President has ne'er been such a travesty.
You'll still say that a President has ne'er been such a travesty.
You'll still say that a President has ne'er been such a trave-travesty.

My whole campaign was fought on the need for a southern barricade,
My language skills have not improved since graduating second grade,
But still, in matters legislative, it's quite clearly evident,
I am the very model of a modern US President.

(All)
In short in matters legislative, it's quite clearly evident,
he is the very model of a modern US President.

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roxcyn | 31-03-2017 21:07

Who's the artist or group?

wofwd123 | 01-04-2017 01:38

I wrote this, I have a song for Sean Spicer too.

PracticePractic | 01-04-2017 09:29

Interesting Trivia in movie "My Fellow Americans" (1996) the two fictional ex-presidents share the fact that they each made up words to "Hail to the Chief" since they heard it so many times without words while waiting or walking somewhere during their presidencies! No clip on You Tube but if you can find that scene its hilarious the words the Democratic vs the Republican ones had for same song!

roxcyn | 02-04-2017 05:09

Have you recorded the song?

wofwd123 | 02-04-2017 07:47

I tried the other day, but I don't have the breath-control for this song

PracticePractic | 02-04-2017 08:41

Place a ad,....there are many out there who would like to sing and record the song for you for a part of the fame and credit and resume experience etc etc....This and your other songs here----they can help with the writing so its not so hard to sing.

wofwd123 | 02-04-2017 10:46

I'd like to hear this sung by a Trump impersonator

gjest

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