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lexie1896
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lexie1896 | 03-07-2005 01:56
Okay, can any1 give me yo mama jokes please!

Yo mama so stupid she went fishin' in the frozen food section. LOL
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TheAnnoyance
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TheAnnoyance | 20-12-2005 23:58
yo mama so dumb she through a rock at the ground and missed

Walker_Cyrmych
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Walker_Cyrmych | 23-12-2005 07:25
yo momma so dumb she got run over by a parked car
yo momma so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo momma so big she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face
yo momma so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
vk_chic
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vk_chic | 08-01-2006 10:53
[b] Yo Momma's so fat, She has her own postcode
oona14
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oona14 | 23-01-2006 18:02
your momma is so old jesus signed her yearbook
royksopp2
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royksopp2 | 27-01-2006 21:14
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it begged for mercy.
Yo mama's so bald, she looks like a blown up condom.
Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
Yo mama, 'nuff said.
Yo mama's a one-legged lesbian kick boxer.
Yo mama reminds me of Sinead O'Connor.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
sarah_2204
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sarah_2204 | 27-01-2006 21:21
yo mama so fat, when she stood by the oceans shore all the whales started singing "we are family!"
Question_Sleep
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Question_Sleep | 04-06-2006 01:53
Your momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor didn't know which end to spank.
TheDom
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TheDom | 04-06-2006 03:33
Yo mama reminds me of Sinead O'Connor.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.


HAHA
Molle_Rulz
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Molle_Rulz | 13-06-2006 07:25
Yo mamma's like a bowling ball, err wait. You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

Yo Mamma's like a bowling ball. She gets fingered, thrown in the gutter and the stupid bitch comes back for more
chodumsqeal
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chodumsqeal | 25-05-2011 22:32
yo mama so syupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
chodumsqeal
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chodumsqeal | 25-05-2011 22:38
sorry meant stupid
911lin
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911lin | 30-05-2011 20:01
yo mama so nasty, i asked her whats for dinner? she jumped onto the table, opened her legs and said, crabs

yo mama so ugly, bob the builder took a glance at her and said "i cant fix that!!!"
911lin
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911lin | 30-05-2011 20:03
yo mama so ugly, even goldfish crackers dont smile back
Vixen75
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Vixen75 | 01-07-2011 18:07
Yo mama's so fat, she sweats gravy!
moliana
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moliana | 22-10-2012 21:37
Yo goldfish so fat yo mama thought it was a whale!
Biggerocker
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Biggerocker | 16-11-2012 16:41
Bruce Willis told a nice one in The last boy scout. ^^ Youtube
ReptileXD
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ReptileXD | 01-04-2013 02:20
yo mama so dumb, she stole free samples
ReptileXD
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ReptileXD | 01-04-2013 02:22
yo mama so dumb, she lit a match, put it in her pocket and said "ding, hot pocket!"
Raneman74
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Raneman74 | 01-02-2014 00:28
Yo mama is so dumb; she took a ruler into bed to see how long she slept

Yo mama is so dumb; when she went to the super bowl, she brought a spoon with.

Yo mama is so dumb; she climbed a glass wall just to see whats on the other side...




Ill do some more later
Captain_Keeta
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Captain_Keeta | 01-02-2014 00:34
Please don't. Those weren't even funny.
purpwillow
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purpwillow | 21-01-2016 17:05
your mama so nasty she sucked ur daddys dick and then came in and kissed u goodnight
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