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JDolla | 22-09-2011 18:49

I've decided to jump on the "depressing-ass emo poem" train that seems to be taking this place over. I'm not sure I'm doing it right, though. Also, they're all Haiku.

Going to cut myself
another piece of that cake
That sh*t tasted great.

Nothing but darkness
Hey, I just found the light switch.
It was on the wall.

There's nothing but pain
Before I found the light switch,
f*ckin' banged my shin.

So sad all the time.
FOX won't bring back Firefly.
That show was so good.

All that is, is black.
Except for all of those things that
are other colors.

There is nothing left
for me to eat in the fridge.
I hate my roommates.

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JDolla | 22-02-2015 13:01

If your erection lasts longer than four hours, call your doctor immediately.

Cheater138 | 22-02-2015 14:11

Well that explains the bag of dicks mentioned in Randomness....

Captain_Keeta | 22-02-2015 16:26

Jeremy, these are really clever. Copyright them immediately.

JDolla | 22-04-2016 02:22

I can't find the words
I wish I hadn't misplaced
My dictionary

The wound never heals
You'd think I would know by now
Not to pick at scabs

The vast emptiness
Once it was filled, now empty
I need a new beer

How painful the fall
I tripped running down the stairs
And broke my ass bone

FireWaterBurn6 | 22-04-2016 13:41

My butthole still burns
Brett used pizza sauce as lube
You can call me Jeff

Captain_Keeta | 22-04-2016 14:06

* offtopic :
hahaha it's hard to be offended by that because it's pretty funny.

FireWaterBurn6 | 23-04-2016 04:39

Please just call me Jeff
Sometimes I use Brett's butt plug
Just like a binky

JDolla | 23-04-2016 14:14

Sophomore slump Curt, your second one wasn't great. 2/5 following up a solid 5. Gotta work on that imagery a little more. Believe me, its hard to harp on the same subject multiple times with a syllable constraint without re-using lines and ideas. But keep at it, you'll get there. We'll make an offsensive Japanese poet out of you yet.

megdoll187 | 23-04-2016 18:04

I love this thread

roxcyn | 23-04-2016 21:14

Why does the title remind me of the song "Shut up and dance"?

JDolla | 06-08-2020 02:28

struggle to provide
i wonder how much id make
selling my kidney

JDolla | 06-08-2020 02:38

a living nightmare
cereal is in the bowl
and i'm out of milk

Joeyy | 08-08-2020 01:50

I've missed this.

JDolla | 10-08-2020 03:21

A bleakness settles
no clue how i will survive
my internet is down

JDolla | 21-05-2021 23:58

A storm is brewing
From somewhere deep inside me
I may shit my pants

JDolla | 25-11-2021 17:19

A powerful jolt
Accidentally peed on
An electric fence

gast

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