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Raven88
| 13-04-2004 22:31
who knows any really good
DIRTY
jokes? not just "slightly rude" or "kinda nasty" but plain
DIRTY
?
here's one...
What did the actor say to the toothpaste as they were shooting a porno film?
"Those are the whitest teeth i've ever come across!"
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| 12-12-2019 10:15
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What did the actor say to the toothpaste as they were shooting a porno film?
"Those are the whitest teeth i've ever come across!"