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NightHobbit
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NightHobbit | 14-01-2005 20:52
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?


10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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hobbitgirl
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hobbitgirl | 14-01-2005 21:34
lol!! funny!
mayana07
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mayana07 | 14-01-2005 21:38
i almost peed myself...i printed it!
helpme24get
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helpme24get | 14-01-2005 21:39
ive seen some of those before.
andrew4762
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andrew4762 | 14-01-2005 22:04
lmao sooooo funny!
ShibbyHippo
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ShibbyHippo | 16-01-2005 06:00
that was hilarious! i tihnk my favorite was Aww, its cute cuz I can jsut hear some of my friends saying that (in a few years)
bright_eyes24
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bright_eyes24 | 16-01-2005 06:01
that put a huge smile across my face. i love it.
ShibbyHippo
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ShibbyHippo | 16-01-2005 06:02
of course 'Aww its hiding' and 'What is that?' are hilarious too! so is 'Where's the rest of it?'
HYPNOTiSED
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HYPNOTiSED | 16-01-2005 06:55
Lmao.
Angel_Gurl16
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Angel_Gurl16 | 16-01-2005 08:43
lol i think there funny i've seen the golf ones before.
DallasTexas
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DallasTexas | 16-01-2005 20:24
That was really funny!
PrincessIrish
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PrincessIrish | 16-01-2005 20:29
Omg Lou, they were brilliant!
aussie_celesty
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aussie_celesty | 16-01-2005 20:33
Ahhh crap ...

#2 on 60 Things not to say to a naked guy ...
Deehaz
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Deehaz | 16-01-2005 20:35
32. Why is God punishing you?

*diues laughing*

And the golf things... lmao
xMajinx
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xMajinx | 16-01-2005 20:40
you copied that off jokes.com. plagerism is not cool.
carole
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carole | 16-01-2005 20:41
lol who cares if it was copied elsewhere
it was funny
myangel
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myangel | 16-01-2005 21:08
ROFL!!!!
NightHobbit
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NightHobbit | 18-01-2005 16:18
my friend sent them to me i didn't know she took them from there...but who doesnt anyway?
Pheonix42
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Pheonix42 | 19-01-2005 03:08
haha thats damn funni!
SomeCallMeMaxx
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SomeCallMeMaxx | 28-01-2005 04:53
2, 3, 13, 19, 31, 34, 36, 38, 45, 46, and i'm sure someone thought #54.

yes cel. #2.
lozerella
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lozerella | 28-01-2005 05:25
mad funny
minastirith
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minastirith | 28-01-2005 05:28
Jarka79
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Jarka79 | 28-01-2005 06:15

Keep on going same way dude!
jamesey
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jamesey | 28-01-2005 11:21
italian_boy_92
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italian_boy_92 | 10-03-2005 20:17
LinkinLawg
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LinkinLawg | 15-03-2005 00:06
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