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@ 13-01-2005 22:28 Rosie_Vee | 23 posts
| Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there
first?
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 0  @ 13-01-2005 22:30 Friend_Jones55 | 
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|  | | 0 @ 13-01-2005 22:32 snoopywoodstock | 509 posts
| What does cheese say when it gets it's picture taken?  | | 0 @ 13-01-2005 22:32 xcr4zyx | 
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| Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? - Doesnt heads up mean .. like look out here the ball comes ..
Can a person with no ears wear glasses? yah .. they have a band that goes all the way around the head.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? multiple personalities isnt like having an imaginary friend...
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart? no of course not.
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket? this one is JUST STUPID.
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? cus thats the way they were made.
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers? No ... nooo ... cus they wouldnt knock anyways.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English? no .. they dont.
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there - Yah but they are still goooood.
first? | | 0 @ 13-01-2005 22:33 Friend_Jones55 |
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| I don't know what? | | 0 @ 13-01-2005 23:23 snoopywoodstock | 509 posts
| I don't know what either. I read that somewhere but it never had an answer. I have pondered and I can't come up with anything good. I guess there is no answer. | | 0 @ 13-01-2005 23:26 Pippin247 | 
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| ah...retorical questions.. yeah..they're fun to answer
* offtopic :
Grandma Simpson: How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
Homer: 7!
Lisa: Dad! Its a retorical question!
Homer: Retorical eh? 8!
lol..I prolly got that wrong, but hey, the simpsons are the coolest
| | 0 @ 13-01-2005 23:31 blackwidow13 | 55 posts
| schizophrenia is not having mulitple personalitys.. Multiple personalities is a seperate disorder. schizophrenics often see themselves as being another person, and imagine a world for themselves.. that effect there whole outlook on life..
watching "A Beautiful Mind" and "Sybil" will show you the differences.. that is why childhood imaginary friends are much much different. | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 00:15 black_eyed_peas | 291 posts
| yeah!! go homer
umm uhh
* offtopic :
i like food
| | 0 @ 14-01-2005 00:17 black_eyed_peas | 291 posts
| lloololl | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 01:43 sexysaxpel407 | 136 posts
| xcr4zyx... y did you have to ruin the fun? i think they are creative... gave me a giggle | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 03:44 Rosie_Vee | 23 posts
| xcr4zyx. -quite the Smarta$$.. i like! your response sound something i'd say...
Here's another one to think about...
If 2 identical twins marry 2 identical twins.. will their babies be identical??
| | 0 @ 14-01-2005 03:47 xcr4zyx |
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|  cus thats what i do. suck the fun out of EVERYTHING.
If 2 identical twins marry 2 identical twins.. will their babies be identical?? - Not nescesarily(sp?) because you also get traits from the rest of your family example: grandparents, aunts... you get where im going | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 03:49 Rosie_Vee | 23 posts
| haha yea - you're just finding logic in everything.. i get it i get it..
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the glue pot?? | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 03:52 xcr4zyx |
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| Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the glue pot?? - because the glue stuff cant evaporate = drying .. which is how some glues work. | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 03:53 littlesponz | 834 posts
| hm...will they be identical? if by 'identical ' you mean "german" then..what kinda question was that? silly you | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 03:54 Rosie_Vee | 23 posts
| littlesponz - what the  | | 0 @ 14-01-2005 13:41 Roxy_Ryan | 
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| what's with all the questions? ever heard of asking jeeves? |
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