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someone make me laugh
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0 @ 03-01-2005 06:40 dakondakblade |  10,180 posts
| im not in a good mood either but if u want to laugh then come on msn... | 0 @ 03-01-2005 06:41 thedecoy | 1,240 posts
| umm....
how do you kille a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool
i know its lame...but i tried  | 0 @ 03-01-2005 06:43 jsimms52 |  24,257 posts
| why did the cookie go to the doctor?
because it was feeling crumby
ba dum bum *cymbal* | 0 @ 03-01-2005 06:44 andro |  42,248 posts
| How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?
"It was getting cold so I turned off the ceiling fan..." | 0 @ 03-01-2005 06:46 ironman88 | 67 posts
| if i was actuallythere, id do a little dance  | 0 @ 03-01-2005 06:47 andro |  42,248 posts
| *TGCK mauls the cheerleader smiley* | 0 @ 03-01-2005 06:48 dakondakblade |  10,180 posts
| go to google and type in rejected.wmv...it'll crack U up.... | 0 @ 03-01-2005 08:25 TheBeginning | 475 posts
| meh that wasn't funny | 0 @ 03-01-2005 08:26 TheBeginning | 475 posts
| oh oh k | 0 @ 03-01-2005 12:54 danastasia | 19,286 posts
| What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing about twenty-eight year olds?
There's twenty of them! | 0 @ 03-01-2005 12:56 andro |  42,248 posts
| Another Michael Jackson one...
Remember when MJ hung his kid out over the balcony? That was unusual - he usually just tosses them off | 0 @ 03-01-2005 12:58 danastasia | 19,286 posts
| Aaaaand a third one!
What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year-old buns.
Ohhh I'm going to hell. | 0 @ 05-01-2005 11:57 shrushti | 2,369 posts
| good one danny!
I know i posted this somewhere else but this is a kool joke so here it goes...
A man sat at a local bar and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."
"What a coincidence," said the woman next to him. I'm celebrating, too" she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are your celebrating?"
"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
What a coincidence, the woman said. For my husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I'm pregnant!
How did your chickens become fertile?" she sked.
"I switched cocks," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
lol.... | 0 @ 05-01-2005 12:01 almightybob | 3,000 posts
| *makes TheBeginning laugh*
That was easy. | 0 @ 05-01-2005 13:56 victorine | 3,099 posts
| lol you peeps are trying really hard  | 0 @ 05-01-2005 13:57 PrincessIrish | 11,808 posts
| Read the funniest posts thread, there's some good, stupid posts in there that are sure to cheer you up | 0 @ 05-01-2005 13:57 TheBeginning | 475 posts
| yes i noticed | 0 @ 13-01-2005 05:43 Rosie_Vee | 23 posts
| Here - this was posted on here somewhere else..
Made me giggle
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi. |
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