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Two Italians on a Bus (No Offense to any italians)

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@ 01-01-2005 05:56Ameer is offline Ameer  
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.




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0    @ 01-01-2005 05:58Angel_Gurl16 is offline Angel_Gurl16 
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lol
0    @ 01-01-2005 06:33ZeroCool95 is offline ZeroCool95 
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0    @ 01-01-2005 12:12sweetd is offline sweetd 
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heeehhe i heard that one before
0    @ 01-01-2005 12:20Pop_killer is offline Pop_killer 

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hehheh thats good
0    @ 01-01-2005 12:23Pepsi_226 is offline Pepsi_226 
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lol
0    @ 01-01-2005 12:32Bramblerose is offline Bramblerose 
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Eh heh...
0    @ 01-01-2005 20:12Amythest is offline Amythest 
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stupidly funny
0    @ 02-01-2005 08:04HYPNOTiSED is offline HYPNOTiSED 

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Hahahhahahaha
0    @ 02-01-2005 08:05MichsAHS is offline MichsAHS 
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lol I agree with Emma.
0    @ 02-01-2005 08:08Chrisrocks53 is offline Chrisrocks53 

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that is very funny lol
0    @ 13-01-2005 05:38Rosie_Vee is offline Rosie_Vee 
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Hahaha OMG - that was great-
Im italian and dont woprry i took no offence!
Go anymore?
I got one about an italian man but its heaps long i could be here all day!
0    @ 13-01-2005 05:55lozerella is offline lozerella 
819 posts
ima piss myselfa laughin
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