Humor | Two Italians on a Bus (No Offense to any italians)

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@ 01-01-2005 05:56 Ameer
172 posts	A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following; "Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma justa tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.

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0 @ 01-01-2005 05:58 Angel_Gurl16
648 posts	lol
0 @ 01-01-2005 06:33 ZeroCool95
1,471 posts
0 @ 01-01-2005 12:12 sweetd
1,291 posts	heeehhe i heard that one before
0 @ 01-01-2005 12:20 Pop_killer
6,729 posts	hehheh thats good
0 @ 01-01-2005 12:23 Pepsi_226
2,030 posts	lol
0 @ 01-01-2005 12:32 Bramblerose
1,888 posts	Eh heh...
0 @ 01-01-2005 20:12 Amythest
5,464 posts	stupidly funny
0 @ 02-01-2005 08:04 HYPNOTiSED
9,699 posts	Hahahhahahaha
0 @ 02-01-2005 08:05 MichsAHS
1,405 posts	lol I agree with Emma.
0 @ 02-01-2005 08:08 Chrisrocks53
13,570 posts	that is very funny lol
0 @ 13-01-2005 05:38 Rosie_Vee
23 posts	Hahaha OMG - that was great- Im italian and dont woprry i took no offence! Go anymore? I got one about an italian man but its heaps long i could be here all day!
0 @ 13-01-2005 05:55 lozerella
819 posts	ima piss myselfa laughin

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