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Hahahaha...sh*t...
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@ 29-12-2004 21:17 Rock_Chicken | 1,663 posts
| Its long but read it...
[b]A major earthquake measuring 5.1 on the Richter scale hit in the early hours of Monday, 14h June 2004. Epicentre: Barnsley South Yorkshire, England. News of the disaster was swiftly carried by 8,500 racing pigeons. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "Bloodyell" and "Choofinnora". The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30.00 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of momentos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giro arrived. Radio Barnsley reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered, still trying to come to terms with something interesting happening in Barnsley.
One resident, Tracey Sharon Braithwaite, a 17 year old mother of seven said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay Madonna came running into my bedroom, crying. My youngest two, Tyler Morgan and Britney Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was watching "Tricia" later that morning". Apparently though, looting and car stealing carried on as normal.
The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Poundland.
How can you help? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is most sought after, items needed include; Fila or Burberry baseball caps. Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers,) Shell suits (female,) White sport socks, Rockport boots and Tommy Hilfinger originals.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice cream and cans of Colt45 or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms, £2.00 buys fish and chips and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 8, and £5.00 will pay for a packet of Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
Urgently required is tinned whippet food. Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population in the neighbouring areas.
LOL thats funny...hang on a second...I LIVE THERE!!how dare they laugh at.... 
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 0  @ 29-12-2004 21:20 Rock_Chicken | 1,663 posts
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I seriously do live there. 
| | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:20 Masterful_Ally | 15,627 posts
| heh heh...cruel but funny. | | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:29 darkesthour | 424 posts
| not cool. | | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:30 Masterful_Ally | 15,627 posts
| You're from Canada. Its not a joke about earthquakes, it's a jke about Barnsley and British culture in general, believe me. | | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:49 ellessilver | 2,223 posts
| Fun joke! (And yes, although I'm from Canada, members of my family have lived in Britain...)
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Perhaps a bit of bad timing with it, but hopefully people'll laugh
| | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:50 Masterful_Ally | 15,627 posts
| (its only really using the earthquake thing as a base for making jokes about Barnsley) | | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:52 stupot | 14,962 posts
| im slightly lost. what does "choofinnora" mean? i get that its along the lines of 'bloody nora' (or at least i think it is) but whats the choofin part all about? | | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:56 aflackoh6 | 28,546 posts
| Maybe it was a townie saying GET THE DOOR? | | 0 @ 29-12-2004 21:58 Masterful_Ally | 15,627 posts
| lol, yeah, I'm confused about that too. random. | | 0 @ 31-12-2004 04:37 ZeroCool95 | 1,471 posts
| what? | | 0 @ 31-12-2004 18:34 crazy_sheriff | 2,822 posts
| very nice!  | | 0 @ 31-12-2004 18:37 Rock_Chicken | 1,663 posts
| I'm confused.I've heard people say it,but i dont know what it means.  | | 0 @ 03-01-2005 15:01 rockchicken | 68 posts
| seriously not funny. 
| | 0 @ 03-01-2005 15:07 rockchicken | 68 posts
| choofinora means basically bloody nora but chavs and neds say choofin nora-technically vicki pollard
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| | 0 @ 09-01-2005 13:23 Elfwid | 2,093 posts
| oh well done, u stretched the screen | | 0 @ 09-01-2005 16:54 the_locust | 5,582 posts
| the choofinnora or whatever it was, is chuffing nora, said round these parts in replace of bloody hell or whatever. and haha i read that a long time, it's great, esp since i live about 20 mins from barnsley lol |
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