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Forum / Parody / What's My Age Again?--Blink182 (Parody)
What's My Age Again?--Blink182 (Parody)
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23-03-2003 23:49 SoundGearBass |  3 posts
| Where's my **** again?:
I jacked her off
It was a Friday night
I wore condoms
They were not feeling right
we started having sex
and she took off my pants
But then I really had to pee
And that's about the time she stopped flowering me
I’m still a virgin and I’m 63
And I’m still more aroused by blow-up dolls
What the hell is STD?
My friends say I need Viagra
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?
Then late at night,
I went to her home
raped her mom
kinda’ liked it,
I said I was horny
And your husband gave me head
This state looks down on gay lovers
And that's about the time that bitch came down on me
I’m still a virgin and I’m 63
And I’m still more aroused by dry humping
What the hell is an IUD?
My friends say I need Viagra
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?
And that's about the time she stopped flowering me
I’m still a virgin and I’m 63
My penis still acts like it’s in first gear
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I need Viagra
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?
That's about the time that she woke up with me
No one should take their sex so seriously
with many years ahead to flower someone
why did she wipe sperm on me?
I never want to see my ****
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?
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25-03-2003 00:17 Crazy_Joe |  3,878 posts
| Funny, in a disgusting, juvenile way. Not that that's bad. | 25-03-2003 00:21 built2liv |  5,278 posts
| Haha I laughed hard. | 25-03-2003 01:51 Dekar | 
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| Heh heh, heh.....you said "hard" | 25-03-2003 01:52 El_Mono_Loco | 
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| hey Sean | 26-03-2003 00:54 Crazy_Joe |  3,878 posts
| heh, heh...you said "Sean" | 26-03-2003 00:55 built2liv |  5,278 posts
| And how is that funny Joe...?
Hi Matto. | 26-03-2003 01:07 Dekar | 
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| How is that funny? How is that funny!? Oh my good God, that's funny!!!!! | 26-03-2003 07:26 SoundGearBass |  3 posts
| I think the almighty Dekar says my parody is funny, either that or just stupid. | 26-03-2003 08:16 Dekar | 
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| No, man. I was referring to built2liv's post.
I love the parody! It sounds like something you'd expect Blink themselves to write. | 08-04-2003 05:31 xOmGiTzVaLx |  561 posts
| I love the song, both the old way and that way!! Haha I love "this state looks down on gay lovers!!" hahah yeahh it really does sound kind of like something blink 182 would sing.. i like "im still a virgin and im 63.." lol GREAT JOB!! lolz its soo funny | 08-04-2003 12:06 Kasper | 
 1,977 posts
| It kinda contradicts itself. | 07-06-2006 02:26 HostOfSorrow |  80 posts
| I jacked her off
It was a Friday night
I wore condoms
They were not feeling right
we started having sex
and she took off my pants
But then I really had to pee
That part made me laugh. | 07-06-2006 05:01 DolphinStarr |  2,356 posts
| ^ ya that part made me laugh too...juvenile sure but it made me laugh | 03-03-2008 21:57 im_not_ok | 
 446 posts
| no this made me giggle!!!! | 28-01-2009 14:22 imaginaryfriend | 
 49 posts
| HAHA XD
good one  | 13-02-2009 00:01 xHurricane | 
 15 posts
| O.O
wow.
nice. |
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