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What's My Age Again?--Blink182 (Parody)

23-03-2003 23:49

SoundGearBass

3 posts

Where's my **** again?:
I jacked her off
It was a Friday night
I wore condoms
They were not feeling right
we started having sex
and she took off my pants
But then I really had to pee

And that's about the time she stopped flowering me
I’m still a virgin and I’m 63
And I’m still more aroused by blow-up dolls
What the hell is STD?
My friends say I need Viagra

Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?

Then late at night,
I went to her home
raped her mom
kinda’ liked it,
I said I was horny
And your husband gave me head
This state looks down on gay lovers

And that's about the time that bitch came down on me
I’m still a virgin and I’m 63
And I’m still more aroused by dry humping
What the hell is an IUD?
My friends say I need Viagra

Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?

And that's about the time she stopped flowering me
I’m still a virgin and I’m 63
My penis still acts like it’s in first gear
What the hell is wrong with me?

My friends say I need Viagra
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?

That's about the time that she woke up with me
No one should take their sex so seriously
with many years ahead to flower someone
why did she wipe sperm on me?
I never want to see my ****

Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?
Where’s my **** again?

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25-03-2003 00:17 Crazy_Joe
3,878 posts	Funny, in a disgusting, juvenile way. Not that that's bad.
25-03-2003 00:21 built2liv
5,278 posts	Haha I laughed hard.
25-03-2003 01:51 Dekar
36,178 posts	Heh heh, heh.....you said "hard"
25-03-2003 01:52 El_Mono_Loco
24,350 posts	hey Sean
26-03-2003 00:54 Crazy_Joe
3,878 posts	heh, heh...you said "Sean"
26-03-2003 00:55 built2liv
5,278 posts	And how is that funny Joe...? Hi Matto.
26-03-2003 01:07 Dekar
36,178 posts	How is that funny? How is that funny!? Oh my good God, that's funny!!!!!
26-03-2003 07:26 SoundGearBass
3 posts	I think the almighty Dekar says my parody is funny, either that or just stupid.
26-03-2003 08:16 Dekar
36,178 posts	No, man. I was referring to built2liv's post. I love the parody! It sounds like something you'd expect Blink themselves to write.
08-04-2003 05:31 xOmGiTzVaLx
561 posts	I love the song, both the old way and that way!! Haha I love "this state looks down on gay lovers!!" hahah yeahh it really does sound kind of like something blink 182 would sing.. i like "im still a virgin and im 63.." lol GREAT JOB!! lolz its soo funny
08-04-2003 12:06 Kasper
1,977 posts	It kinda contradicts itself.
07-06-2006 02:26 HostOfSorrow
80 posts	I jacked her off It was a Friday night I wore condoms They were not feeling right we started having sex and she took off my pants But then I really had to pee That part made me laugh.
07-06-2006 05:01 DolphinStarr
2,356 posts	^ ya that part made me laugh too...juvenile sure but it made me laugh
03-03-2008 21:57 im_not_ok
446 posts	no this made me giggle!!!!
28-01-2009 14:22 imaginaryfriend
49 posts	HAHA XD good one
13-02-2009 00:01 xHurricane
15 posts	O.O wow. nice.