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Rules that guys wish girls knew.
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@ 02-10-2004 14:15 xdr1016 | 11,731 posts
| 2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check you oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best intrest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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 0  @ 05-11-2004 14:13 Lil_devil88 | 125 posts
| Dude. Im a girl and im totally not like that. But the only one rule is the toilet seat one. Thats just disrespectful... Nehoo, i know where your coming from girls do exaggerate too much. Especially with shopping whats the big deal i mean come on. go in your own time and you dont have to go 5 times a week.  | | 0 @ 20-11-2004 10:35 PrincessIrish | 11,808 posts
| Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out!
I love this one!
It's so funny, and yes, girls do complain WAY too much, but you wouldn't have us any other way!
| | 0 @ 27-11-2004 22:34 AmIDisturbed | 41 posts
| 18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
I've noticed! buuuut...
If you say "kiss me" when you want to be kissed, that kinda kills it off...
and if he touches you and you liked it but tell him to stop because it's not a good time, he'll think you think he's a pervert and won't do it again. But many girls feels like a whore if she tells him that she loves it when he touches her.
| | 0 @ 28-11-2004 20:48 crazy_sheriff | 2,822 posts
| hahahahaha those made me laugh so much and im a girl hmmm i dont do all those things though  | | 0 @ 28-11-2004 20:51 danastasia | 19,286 posts
| 19. Don't get your advice from internet forums. | | 0 @ 28-11-2004 20:53 tigerlilly_169 | 3,630 posts
| I love that....i read it somewhere before and lol yeah its funny | | 0 @ 28-11-2004 20:55 Freek_a_Leek | 1,346 posts
| im a girl but i do have to admit, i felt myself laughing at that. some of them were really harsh tho. some of it i found offensive but for the most part funny! |
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