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Rules that guys wish girls knew.
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@ 02-10-2004 14:15 xdr1016 | 11,731 posts
| 2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check you oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best intrest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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 0  @ 03-10-2004 14:58 xdr1016 | 11,731 posts
| Don't take this thread seriously, its just for laughs. Notice what category this is in. | | 0 @ 03-10-2004 14:59 ice_white_tiger | 
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| Wait - am I the only one who's noticed they missed out number 1? | | 0 @ 03-10-2004 14:59 ice_white_tiger |
14,494 posts
| oh right... it was at the bottom...
... oopsy... | | 0 @ 03-10-2004 15:02 CaffeineCraze | 904 posts
| yeah, It' is funny, but I wanted to make some stuff clear...
I really love that one with the two ways to interpret what you say... | | 0 @ 04-10-2004 17:45 i_r_crazy | 484 posts
| how funny! how'd u come up w/ all of it? maybe u just have 2 much free time. or u have the world's most random thinking process. w/e. it's hilarious, all the same.  | | 0 @ 04-10-2004 17:47 chloya | 18,104 posts
| I agree this is funny. I hope they're not true though  | | 0 @ 05-10-2004 18:05 BoozinBecca | 321 posts
| No, they're pretty true...especially the Sunday is sports day or whatever....very true...hahaha | | 0 @ 05-10-2004 18:18 tom_harris4 | 3,369 posts
| Oh, a classic Drew
And well taken girls  | | 0 @ 05-10-2004 18:30 djskribble989 | 7,912 posts
| seriously girls...subltle hint wont work | | 0 @ 05-10-2004 18:32 danastasia | 19,286 posts
| 41. I have a *REALLY* big........personality 
42. Sex and the City is *crap* | | 0 @ 05-10-2004 18:37 djskribble989 | 7,912 posts
| 43. Putting Sex and the City on cable TV, withou all the nudity and crap, they might as well call it The View 2 | | 0 @ 05-10-2004 18:38 danastasia | 19,286 posts
| 44. Both me and Darwin are generally accepted as sexy.
45. You look great/your hair smells LOVELY/that dress fits you so well/is that a new necklace?/those shoes match SOOO well/let's watch Sex and the City are all phrases that men who 'play for the other team' use. Stay clear.
| | 0 @ 06-10-2004 01:21 sillygurl89 | 269 posts
| wow...that was funny... i hate stupid girls like that... so annoying... what am i saying... i'm probably that stupid but i hope not... | | 0 @ 07-10-2004 04:04 VinylAGoGo | 664 posts
| i'm a cheapo. i only have one pair of shoes. and they're vans slip-ons.....and the bottom is completely detached from the rest of the shoe so i got ducktape wrapped around it like a freaking dressed wound and for some reason, i thought stapling the ducktape to the sole would help to, but it just hurts me feet. so i had to buy insoles. the insoles cost more than the shoes. so the shoe thing is a stereo-type. | | 0 @ 07-10-2004 04:04 VinylAGoGo | 664 posts
| *my feet. eh. | | 0 @ 07-10-2004 04:06 VinylAGoGo | 664 posts
| oh hell. now i feel bad about myself.  | | 0 @ 07-10-2004 04:11 VinylAGoGo | 664 posts
| ha, point made......... dammit.  | | 0 @ 24-10-2004 03:19 wiseass | 1,414 posts
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* offtopic :
I don't get it....
| | 0 @ 25-10-2004 02:28 lil_flirter_69 | 21 posts
| hahaha that was really funni! But i agree cats do suck. I'm 16 f aust just so u no'z!  cheers | | 0 @ 25-10-2004 03:38 Lara_Croft_03 | 374 posts
| heheh. somewhat funny. it envoked a couple nods of the head, and chuckles, but let me just say:
YOU learn how to put the seat DOWN, and
cats are 100 times better than dogs, hands down, no argument.
However, guys act like dogs, so I can see the connection there.
HAAAAAAAAHAHAH | | 0 @ 25-10-2004 04:34 the_BurnInAtOR | 3,204 posts
| Ok, All good and true, for the most part, But... Im afraid cats... out-awsome dog's anyhow.
F*cking stinky dependant fleabags, dogs are... Cat's just... chill... they're like... "We sleep 23.5 hours of the day. werd." ... Better than some stinkin dog panting to be pet or played with... | | 0 @ 25-10-2004 04:36 the_BurnInAtOR | 3,204 posts
| Anyhow=Any day. Who knows what was going through my mind... jeez... crazy.. | | 0 @ 25-10-2004 22:56 Big_Denno | 1,322 posts
| Love all of these | | 0 @ 26-10-2004 05:10 rock67angel | 
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| 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
lmfao that one cracked me up.. thats great... Those were hilarious | | 0 @ 02-11-2004 16:40 sweething87 | 
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| I'm a girl but I have to admit that that was pretty funny |
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