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@ 02-10-2004 14:15 xdr1016
11,731 posts	2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 4. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! 6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. 9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. 11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 12. Shopping is not a sport. 13. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 14. You have enough clothes. 15. You have too many shoes. 16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too. 18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 20. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? 22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. 25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. 26. Check you oil. 27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. 28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 29. It is neither in your best intrest or ours to take the quiz together. 30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. 31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. 35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. 39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine. 40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE: 1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

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0 @ 02-10-2004 14:27 fishmunky
20,433 posts	well played drew slow claps no but seriously a lot of those apply...stop complaining girls
0 @ 02-10-2004 14:28 xdr1016
11,731 posts	Well, its true ya know. It isn't that hard girls, you over exaggerate wayyyy to much.
0 @ 02-10-2004 14:33 6Gabrielle9
50 posts	yer alotta that stuff is tru but the toilet seat one if u do miss at least clean it up
0 @ 02-10-2004 14:44 BoozinBecca
321 posts	hahaha yeah, I agree about the toilet seat one....but I'm a girl, and I watch football on sundays, I only have like...5 pairs of shoes that I actually wear...Well, I mostly wear one pair, but thats irrelevent. But yeah...haha girls do complain too much (coming from a girl...)
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:14 xdr1016
11,731 posts	bump
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:16 xdr1016
11,731 posts	If girls knew half of these rules then the world my be in complete chaos.
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:21 dashboard5
1,489 posts	haha nice drew
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:22 Cyd
11,134 posts	lol haha...i read this off to my mom too and she laughed.
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:22 EmoRockGirl85
14,084 posts	too funny.
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:23 xdr1016
11,731 posts	This is my favorite, lol. 9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:26 EmoRockGirl85
14,084 posts	i liked the last one
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:28 dashboard5
1,489 posts	haha i like this one 32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
0 @ 02-10-2004 16:59 baby_girl18
139 posts	hahahaha nice
0 @ 02-10-2004 17:00 jsimms52
24,397 posts	ive seen this a few times before but i still think its true...
0 @ 02-10-2004 17:09 IrishMeg1
21,216 posts	haha that was great is it bad that most of those things i dont even do aa well... i dislike when people start to bring up a convo during a show! exactly, wait till the bloody commercial, or ill just keep turning up the volume (haha) i would go on, but i forgot the rest bahh oh yeah i dont have 400 biabaliagenoa shoes! or clothes more like 1 pair of shoes that i always wear lmao, yeah sighs and skips out
0 @ 02-10-2004 17:33 Dekar
36,123 posts	18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. I can't count the number of times I've told people that. Very nice, Drew! Makes me feel all manly now.
0 @ 02-10-2004 17:35 IrishMeg1
21,216 posts	haha mahtut
0 @ 02-10-2004 17:43 Dekar
36,123 posts	Listen, Maygun. I realise you're attracted to me, but PLEASE...just say it! Stop with the hinting! No more of this "haha" business!
0 @ 02-10-2004 17:50 rebrazil
1,535 posts	lol!!!
0 @ 02-10-2004 21:04 darkesthour
424 posts	yea thats pretty good...but im not like that..my sister is and it drives me crazy!..i feel sorry for you guys
0 @ 03-10-2004 13:13 Amythest
5,464 posts	rolls eyes how stereotyped
0 @ 03-10-2004 13:43 DannyB
14,044 posts	Heh..
0 @ 03-10-2004 14:27 detz7n
5 posts	I have only 2 pairs of shoes and a pair of sandals,n my boyfriend always remember my,his, and our special day.. btw, why you guys don't like we girls cut our hair? sometimes we need to change our mood...
0 @ 03-10-2004 14:48 carole
27,347 posts	Dekar 02-10-2004 17:33 25,609 posts offline 18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. I can't count the number of times I've told people that. i cant count the number of times u told me that Matt. haha and i laughed at the one that goes 17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
0 @ 03-10-2004 14:57 CaffeineCraze
904 posts	You know what? you're right, we are complicated, but sometimes in a relationship you can't stay out of everything... I understand perfectly what's ennoying you guys, but some stuff you're gonna have to learn how to deal with. And sometimes you're opinion does matter.