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someone walks into a bar
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@ 13-09-2004 14:16 carole | 27,348 posts
| 1. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
2. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
that last one did make me laugh
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 0  @ 04-10-2004 02:51 VinylAGoGo | 664 posts
| a cow walks into a bar, "i said HEY bartender!"
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a ham sandwich walks into a bar and begins to order. the bartender interrupts him with, "we don't serve ham sandwiches here." the sandwich says, "that's OK, i just wanted a beer."
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a turnip and a mushroom go walking past a big bouncer in a bar. the manager says, "how'd you veggies get past my security?" the turnip says, "well, i just turned up and he lettuce in because my friend's a fungi."
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Q: why did the mushroom go to the bar?
A: because he's a funguy.
Q: why did the mushroom leave the bar?
A: because there wasn't muchroom.
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it isnt as funny when you have to type the play on words. it makes it harder too.
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